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Premier League teams staying in America
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/premier-league-teams-staying-in-america-2014080489241THE Premier League clubs touring the USA have informed their fans they prefer it over there and they’re not coming back.
Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool and Arsenal have put their British stadiums on the market after finding themselves unable to face returning home.
United and Liverpool already have dual citizenship because they’re US-owned, City have applied for a visa and Arsenal are lining up a green card marriage to San Jose Earthquakes.
The teams’ players have welcomed the move, though they have asked that strip clubs create a special Soccer Night to prevent NFL and NBA players making them look like tiny dicks.
Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool and Arsenal have put their British stadiums on the market after finding themselves unable to face returning home.
United and Liverpool already have dual citizenship because they’re US-owned, City have applied for a visa and Arsenal are lining up a green card marriage to San Jose Earthquakes.
The teams’ players have welcomed the move, though they have asked that strip clubs create a special Soccer Night to prevent NFL and NBA players making them look like tiny dicks.
