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kozar

(2,642 posts)
Fri Nov 9, 2018, 09:13 PM Nov 2018

Hi,

Just found this group, so to break ice I'll start with conversation I had with Mrs K the other day. I posted condensed in DL before I found this group, apologies if redundant.

Mrs: All you old men are just like old computers

Me: how so?

Mrs: both think that just because your memory chips work, your hard drive will spin too.

Me: nothing,nada,zilch,blank stare. I just bought the next round and apologized to the 30 other people near us who heard (sarcasm)

Koz

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Hi, (Original Post) kozar Nov 2018 OP
Welcome to DU Koz. MLAA Nov 2018 #1
I think men are like the Coast Guard. Turbineguy Nov 2018 #2
Okay, here's one Haggis for Breakfast Nov 2018 #3

Haggis for Breakfast

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3. Okay, here's one
Fri Nov 9, 2018, 11:14 PM
Nov 2018

Q -- How many real men does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

A -- None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark !

or (and this one's for you turbine)

Q -- How many NAVY CPOs does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A -- None. Everybody knows that NAVY CPOs never do any manual labor !

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