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Fri Jun 15, 2018, 01:35 PM

Banking Problems Hit Japan

Recently the Origami Bank has folded, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on, following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, over 500 employees at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank.

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Response to HAB911 (Original post)

Fri Jun 15, 2018, 01:42 PM

1. Bwahahaha!

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Response to HAB911 (Original post)

Fri Jun 15, 2018, 01:44 PM

2. It's not all bad news for Japanese banks

Mount Fuji Bank is over the top, Toyota Bank is running great, and employees at Judo Bank flipped over the big bonuses that were thrown at them.

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Response to marylandblue (Reply #2)

Fri Jun 15, 2018, 02:03 PM

3. +++++++++++

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