Humor

Stonepounder

(4,033 posts) Sat Apr 1, 2017, 11:54 PM Apr 2017

Canada Buys Arizona

http://hoaxes.org/af_database/permalink/canada_buys_arizona

(NPR April Fool's Day - 1988)

NPR's All Things Considered revealed that the Reagan administration had decided to sell the state of Arizona to Canada. Money from the sale would help reduce the national debt, and Canada, for its part, as the Canadian ambassador to the US explained, was eager to acquire a warm-water port "and this was the best we could do."

Former governor of Arizona Bruce Babbitt, who had recently dropped out of the race for the presidency, had been offered the job of running the new province. He had accepted the position, saying it was apparent that Canada had "greater faith in my ability to lead."

However, the sale was going to cause possible complications in the world of professional football, since the St. Louis Cardinals had been scheduled to move to Phoenix. But the NFL forbid teams from locating outside the country, and Phoenix was now going to become a foreign city.

Now, if we could just convince Canada to actually buy WA, ORE, & CA and make them a new Canadian Province...it would give them several warm-water ports, raise the average temperature of Canada and give them a solid Liberal voting base.