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Thu May 16, 2019, 04:42 AM

I wrote ted cruz and here on Du we have prior service people

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As I sit here waiting for these guys to unload this bulldozer, I read Cruz speech about space force , I even used my brother in laws address in Texas as I live in Pennsylvania for my email to the senator by the way my brother in law is diehard trumper , I informed him by email I used his address that will get him going . As prior service infantry why the hell not. Letís do it again I asked the senator if he could point me to nearest space force recruiting office. we have large community of prior service on here.

Docreed he can be medical hope your on the ball with penicillin doc if these troops in space force are like dudes I served with in 82nd 325th will need it. Eighty deuce STDís from the sky.

Pollock mst sgt- shit he was air force so you know weíre gonna need a mathematician in space force math will be involved, And he can also be our first sgt.

Glorinfidel - I think he was personnel so him and the pollock mst sgt can hang in CQ and drink coffee.

Dash one bravo- he was infantry like me so we can do police calls and pick up cigarette butts when pollock mst sgt tells us to and we can hide out lay low from the lifers.

If the boog the chocolate lab can pass the shrink and not let on that he has a cat poop addiction crunch and munch from the litter box. Why boog and man we could be battle buddies dogs got heart knows no fear. He has had at least eight contacts with skunks and been sprayed every time. Hopefully I think he has learned he smelled skunk the other morning and turned around and went in.

Ok Iím bored 32 years union and Iím on clock waiting for the operating engineers union guys to show up.

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Reply I wrote ted cruz and here on Du we have prior service people (Original post)
TEB Thursday OP
Crowman2009 Thursday #1
TEB Thursday #2
Crowman2009 Thursday #3
KY_EnviroGuy Thursday #4
JustABozoOnThisBus Thursday #5
TEB Thursday #6
DashOneBravo Friday #14
MrScorpio Thursday #7
TEB Thursday #10
Docreed2003 Thursday #8
3Hotdogs Thursday #9
TEB Thursday #11
The Polack MSgt Thursday #12
TEB Thursday #13
DashOneBravo Friday #16
DashOneBravo Friday #15

Response to TEB (Original post)

Thu May 16, 2019, 05:45 AM

1. Just watch out for those....

SPAAAAAACE PIRAAAAAAATES!!!!! As you can tell, I love this song

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Response to Crowman2009 (Reply #1)

Thu May 16, 2019, 05:48 AM

2. It's cool

Will sing it when we run PT in morning well Iíll get a profile from docreed on running after years of running my knees are shot so I switched to rowing.

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Response to TEB (Reply #2)

Thu May 16, 2019, 06:00 AM

3. Of course I doubt the space force band will match John Entwhistle's bass skills.

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Thu May 16, 2019, 06:36 AM

4. Space Force prior service people can man airlocks at Space Walmart.

Business opportunities will be boundless with need for Space McDonald's, quick-stop space fuel stations and Space Red Light District.

Free market republican's dream with Space Freightliners everywhere in the sky, TEB......

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Thu May 16, 2019, 06:43 AM

5. The U.S. has experience fighting pirates.

We fought the Barbary pirates in the early 1800s. Not having a Space Force, we left the job to the Marine Corps. I ask ya, TEB, where was the 82nd Airborne then? Sitting next to the runway, drinking beer, waiting for airplanes to be invented, that's where.

Pirates in space? Marines got this. Of course, as usual, they can't actually get to a battlefield without help. The Navy or Air Force will have to carry them.

You and Boog can stand guard on the home front. That is all.

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Response to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #5)

Thu May 16, 2019, 06:57 AM

6. Ok what's with the negative waves

I called my bud he was a former marine ch46 mechanic I said will need your experience as a space force mechanic of course I added our ships will probably be coal fired


And for your info mister I never drank beer on green ramp although we could have used a few

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Response to TEB (Reply #6)

Fri May 17, 2019, 09:05 PM

14. It's ok bro

The Marines have to get permission from the Navy since they are actually subordinate to them.

Itís like the US Army Infantry getting permission from the JAG Corp

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Thu May 16, 2019, 07:28 AM

7. I was Air Force Personnel for 22 years

I want in.

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #7)

Thu May 16, 2019, 07:36 AM

10. Awesome

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Thu May 16, 2019, 07:34 AM

8. Ready and willing to serve TEB, lol

What a joke this "space force" crap is

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Thu May 16, 2019, 07:35 AM

9. Nuts to you, buddy. I'm ahead of you.

I used to watch Tom Corbett, Space Cadet on channel 7, when I was a kid.

I AM A JUNIOR SPACE CADET and you are not.

I get in ahead of you AND with rank.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Reply #9)

Thu May 16, 2019, 07:37 AM

11. Absolutely officer material

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Thu May 16, 2019, 12:22 PM

12. I haven't run more than the width of a road

since I retired, which means I need both a profile and the biggest space suit possible.

On second thought, no.

I want no part of being the 1st shirt for this lot - Yinz got too many opinions and shit

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Response to The Polack MSgt (Reply #12)

Thu May 16, 2019, 01:06 PM

13. Ok man that sucks

Hey Iím studying for my space force asvab

1- did the cow jump over the moon
2- is the moon made out of cheese
3- whatís the name of the old man in the moon thanks I stunk at astronomy

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Response to The Polack MSgt (Reply #12)

Fri May 17, 2019, 11:35 PM

16. Ah Top

Thatís one thing about old school Army guys. We have opinions and shit but when the 1 shirt says ďGOĒ. We all jump. And the rules were if one guy goes, everyone goes.

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Fri May 17, 2019, 09:07 PM

15. All I want is a door gunners job

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