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Related: About this forumThe new kitten has arrived. She's a fucking menace, man! W/pics
So Mrs. Glam brought her home yesterday evening. Beautiful Siamese. White, gray brown tail and ears, faint stripping on her legs, and the palest blue eyes. And huge paws! She gonna be a bigun!
SO I took her at the stairs and carried her to the tv room. Muddy wandered over, hissed, stared for a couple minutes and split. The mighty Zeppelin came along doing his clumsy dog thing. Scared the shit out of her she hissed and batted at him and then he went back to the kitchen hoping mom might drop something on the floor. Honestly, he could care less. Then came the twins. Side by side stalking their way into the room. Ears back, inching forward. Steviewonder was just curious. He kept his distance and just stared. The Beans however, man was she pissed! Hissing, crying, the whole 9 yards. She was so pissed she started chasing the other cats and smacking them around. Poor Bootsy Collins! She kinda does her own thing, not real sociable with the pet humans unless it's in certain places. She didn't even know there was a new cat in the house. She so had this WTF moment on her face when The Beans come at her. "What did I do? Why are you so pissed?"
And the new kitty was just sweet as can be all night. Until I went to sleep. I don't know how many times I was woken up by a sandpaper tongue and sharp, kneading claws. My ears, my face, my nose, my arms, my neck, my ears again...I'd put her down at my feet and no sooner had I pulled up the blanket she was back at it. At one point I had to wrap myself in the blanet like a damn corpse so she'd leave me alone and go back to sleep. An hour later? Rinse, repeat all night!
Today, she's been with me all day in the office. She's been licking my hands while typing or using the mouse, sitting/laying in between me and the keyboard and brushing the touch pad screwing up what I'm working on. Climbing up to sit on my shoulder. At one point I was on the phone and she literally sat up and hugged me...while licking my neck of course.
She's a menace!
Sleeping behind my laptop, under a monitor
This morning pre-caffiene and shower....
brer cat
(24,523 posts)Doesn't look at all like a menace. I'm sure you are mistaken.
Glamrock
(11,787 posts)Rebl2
(13,461 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,517 posts)She looks very happy and comfortable in her new environment.
I'm sure she will settle down---eventually!
Congrats on your newest acquisition, my dear Glamrock!
Glamrock
(11,787 posts)niyad
(113,049 posts)Thank you for sharing the newest member of your family with us.
Glamrock
(11,787 posts)MontanaMama
(23,295 posts)The Menace is in good company...youre pretty well liked around here as well. Congrats on this little beauty! 🐱
Glamrock
(11,787 posts)Thanks mama!
Lisa0825
(14,487 posts)And I loved the way you told the story. Made me *laughsnort*
Sanity Claws
(21,840 posts)She has the confidence of a Queen or a Goddess.
Skittles
(153,111 posts)and......she is
Doreen
(11,686 posts)Last picture she looks awake and you don't. She looks like she is plotting her day for further daddy abuse. It is all out of love course.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,584 posts)She's adorable!
Maraya1969
(22,461 posts)I have a big smile on my face. I'm happy you have your new best friend.
MFM008
(19,803 posts)adorable!
klook
(12,151 posts)Band members looking aloofly in different directions.
Enjoy the kitty. Fun times with the new furball!
FirstLight
(13,355 posts)What a cutie ❤️
I sometimes miss the kitten years, but my big lug still gallops up and down the hall at 4am
I_UndergroundPanther
(12,462 posts)I had a cat that looked alot like her. My cat had more blue coloring,and the stripes,his name was Sparkle and he was my soul cat.
CousinIT
(9,218 posts)She may get darker as she ages. Do I see Siamese?
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)She is gorgeous & sure weems to love you!
Rebl2
(13,461 posts)kittens icy blue eyes!
Ohiogal
(31,909 posts)She got you wrapped round her little paw doesnt she! Making the other ones jealous she got you all to herself!
ChazInAz
(2,559 posts)You have a new owner.
MLAA
(17,249 posts)Dem2theMax
(9,637 posts)Enjoy a lifetime of fun and love with the newest furry member of the family!
She's absolutely adorable!
2naSalit
(86,323 posts)She's so cute!
certainot
(9,090 posts)you might want to try to teach that cat a few basic commands....
More_Cowbell
(2,190 posts)pansypoo53219
(20,952 posts)spent months on my neck at night. i miss that boy.
LudwigPastorius
(9,099 posts)Looks like you've got yourself a talking cat.
More_Cowbell
(2,190 posts)I can't believe you don't see that
Bless you and your wife for your menagerie!
dai13sy
(330 posts)Yeah, you hate her and she's scared to death of you. That's my face (well, sorta) when I don't get NEARLY enough sleep. It says "Why are you still screwing with me and why did I bring you home?" She luv, luv, luvs you!!
littlemissmartypants
(22,549 posts)She loved climbing the drapes and careening off the mantelpiece, directly after she unrolled all of the TP in the half bath. She was tiny but exceptionally fierce and intelligent. I was able to toilet train her. Her name was Mia. She is missed.
Wishing you hours of delight, waking and sleeping.
Thanks for sharing this with us. Kittens are the bomb.
❤ lmsp
Ohiogal
(31,909 posts)....wasnt this supposed to be Mrs. Glams cat?
Glamrock
(11,787 posts)Yes, yes it was. I been pushing the little one at her when she comes home from work....
Unfortunately, the kitten seems to like me better at the moment.