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Wed Dec 12, 2018, 07:49 PM

How to get a sofa all to yourself the boog

1-Eat cat food early in the day
After the man forgot to put cat bowl up

2- let it brew in tummy

3- unleash gas that man says smells like burning rubber and everybody clears out of family room.

You know itís kind of lonely being on a couch all alone. Since man and the boys went to the front room I think Iíll go out and cuddle with them.

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Reply How to get a sofa all to yourself the boog (Original post)
TEB Dec 2018 OP
irisblue Dec 2018 #1
MLAA Dec 2018 #2
TEB Dec 2018 #6
samnsara Dec 2018 #3
fierywoman Dec 2018 #4
aeromanKC Dec 2018 #5
tblue37 Dec 2018 #8
Ohiogal Dec 2018 #7

Response to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 07:52 PM

1. Invest in Ceiling Fans

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 07:55 PM

2. Poor Boog, so lonely!

That is rough if bad enough to run off a couple of teenage boys and an Army man!

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Response to MLAA (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 08:13 PM

6. My hardcore days ended 36 years ago

This dog is uuugh smelling

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 07:57 PM

3. Febreeze...because sometimes the thing you love, can stink.

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 08:06 PM

4. A burning match gets rid of a lot of human farts,

does it work with cat farts?

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Response to fierywoman (Reply #4)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 08:12 PM

5. KABOOG!!

Smell of singed hair replaces gasous cat food.

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Response to fierywoman (Reply #4)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 09:11 PM

8. Boog is a good sized dog. His gas must be, uh, prominent. nt

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 08:33 PM

7. We had to stop giving my dog the salmon food

She would treat us to the kind of swamp gas smell that would burn your eyes

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