How to get a sofa all to yourself the boog

[TEB]

1-Eat cat food early in the day
After the man forgot to put cat bowl up

2- let it brew in tummy

3- unleash gas that man says smells like burning rubber and everybody clears out of family room.

You know it’s kind of lonely being on a couch all alone. Since man and the boys went to the front room I think I’ll go out and cuddle with them.

[irisblue]

1. Invest in Ceiling Fans

[MLAA]

2. Poor Boog, so lonely!

That is rough if bad enough to run off a couple of teenage boys and an Army man!

[TEB]

6. My hardcore days ended 36 years ago

This dog is uuugh smelling

[samnsara]

3. Febreeze...because sometimes the thing you love, can stink.

[fierywoman]

4. A burning match gets rid of a lot of human farts,

does it work with cat farts?

[aeromanKC]

5. KABOOG!!

Smell of singed hair replaces gasous cat food.

[tblue37]

8. Boog is a good sized dog. His gas must be, uh, prominent. nt

[Ohiogal]

7. We had to stop giving my dog the salmon food

She would treat us to the kind of swamp gas smell that would burn your eyes