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Trillo

(9,154 posts)
Wed Sep 3, 2014, 09:45 PM Sep 2014

You have to be a baker to understand the humor.... (I hope this shouldn't be in the Lounge)

Can you spot the joke?

By U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Dylan Butler (Public domain), via Wikimedia Commons

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You have to be a baker to understand the humor.... (I hope this shouldn't be in the Lounge) (Original Post) Trillo Sep 2014 OP
No, explain it please. Fortinbras Armstrong Sep 2014 #1
I'll come back in a day or two -- Trillo Sep 2014 #2
My dear Trillo! CaliforniaPeggy Sep 2014 #3
CaliforniaPeggy! Trillo Sep 2014 #5
I actually don't bake much any more... CaliforniaPeggy Sep 2014 #6
I see littlemissmartypants Sep 2014 #4
I see the cat too, Trillo Sep 2014 #7
Thanks. eom littlemissmartypants Sep 2014 #8
I see. Luminous Animal Sep 2014 #9
I bake, but I don't think I'm seeing what you're seeing. kentauros Sep 2014 #10
I think you're a baker, also a great hinter. Trillo Sep 2014 #11
"Intermediate Proofing" Trillo Sep 2014 #12

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,571 posts)
3. My dear Trillo!
Wed Sep 3, 2014, 10:33 PM
Sep 2014

I suspect our baker is doing CPR on the dough!

That is the approximately correct hand position, anyway...

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,571 posts)
6. I actually don't bake much any more...
Wed Sep 3, 2014, 10:53 PM
Sep 2014

I've gotten away from baking...calories, no energy, etc.

But.

I was an RN, and I remember my CPR!

Thanks!

Trillo

(9,154 posts)
12. "Intermediate Proofing"
Thu Sep 4, 2014, 12:22 PM
Sep 2014

If you'd like to learn how the U.S. Navy used to make bread in 1961, the following is a good baking book, with lots of bread formulas, including the classic raisin bread (great recipe, yummy!). If you are unfamiliar with the formula notation, see: Baker's Percentage.

Regarding the picture, see section 305, item #4 "Intermediate Proofing", then maybe the humor in the photo will be a bit more evident. Dough should sit in Intermediate Proofing for about 8-15 minutes.

The Navy procedures should be similar today, it ain't rocket science.

I don't generally make rolls, but I'm guessing it should take about 10 seconds to press a well relaxed doughball into a flatish shape like those pictured and place it on the proofing tray on the left, and the doughball should be easy to flatten. The CPR movement of the guy on the left, AKA Doughboy, suggests he's pressing non-relaxed dough into the desired shape, and having a bit of difficulty with it. At 20 seconds per doughball, for 15 minutes of relaxation, that's about 3 balls per minute, and so there should be about 45 doughballs made up in advance and allowed to sit in "Intermediate Proofing", essentially waiting for 15 minutes until Doughboy grabs one to shape and place on the tray.





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