Hello America, It's Me, Colorado
this is about our personhood amendment on the ballot this election.
Hello? Is anyone out there? It's me, Colorado.
You might have heard about me lately. I've been in the news from time to time. Did you know you can buy legal weed out here? Folks seem to like that. And we have a pretty good football team with a pretty good quarterback -- the Denver Broncos and that guy Peyton Manning. Except when we play Seattle. They just have our number.
There's something big going on here that no one seems to be talking about. This has me a little worried. OK, to be honest, it has me more than a little worried. I'm Colorado. I have this cool, funky, fun, wild west reputation -- I'm pretty and smart and fit and people like me. It's fun to be me.
Here's the thing. I'm afraid no one will like me much after the election this November.
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i am so sick of this i could