Sign up to be a pregnancy checker...New jobs to be offered by US Government.

[Jackie Wilson Said]

When the GOP takes over there will be a bunch of new jobs where you will be either a

a. pregnancy checker: your duties revolve around finding women who look pregnant, confront them, demand they provide medical information to see if pregnant, then you tag them and follow them electronically until they give birth


or


b. trans toilet supervisor: your duties are to stand in front of public restrooms with a little tent, everyone who goes in will have to first step into the tent, show their genitals and provide an original birth certificate to determine sexual state


GOP creating new jobs.

[NV Whino]

2. Don't forget coat hanger sales, and manufacturing.

[Press Virginia]

3. do the pregnant women pee on you as part of the test?

I'm tired of paying extra for that

[Kip Humphrey]

4. c. Flush Inspectors to ensure no spontaneous abortions go undetected & unpunished.

[CompanyFirstSergeant]

5. Food pantry volunteers

when the minimum wage stays at 7.25

[Jackie Wilson Said]

7. You are being rather presumptuous assuming there will be ANY minimum wage.

But I get the point

[Bernardo de La Paz]

8. Hoo-hoo inspector