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Why 10-Year-Olds Should Not Be Pregnant: A Wonksplainer
Go fuck yourself, Mike Huckabee
This weekend, Mike Huckabee, a man who would like to be president of the United States of America, explained why it is perfectly perfect that a 10- to 11-year-old girl should be forced to bear her stepfathers child. Oh sure, it was sad and all, this actual real-life baby in Paraguay who was forced to give birth to a rapists baby, but what can you do? (An abortion. You can do an abortion.) Kaili covered pretty well already why abortion is great and Mike Huckabee can fuck himself right in his fallopian tubes, but she didnt really delve into what pregnancy does to a womans body, much less a pre-teen girls. Lets rectify that, with mommyblogging!
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Lets discuss what an easy pregnancy looks like, for a grown-ass woman with luscious 36-inch hips and a husband who loves her and brings everything she needs to her resting settee, and who also WANTS A BABY and is therefore PSYCHOLOGICALLY STOKED ON IT. As opposed to a 10-year-old girl who presumably does not have luscious childbearing hips nor a husband, and who might MIGHT want a fucking doll.
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At eight months, everything went to shit. I couldnt breathe. I couldnt eat (there was no room, because I was full of baby). I couldnt sleep due to the constant, excruciating heartburn for which I was taking 12 Tums a day until my midwife said NOT TO DO THAT ANY MORE THAT IS TOO MANY TUMS. I certainly couldnt sleep, because lying flat caused the heartburn to race up my esophagus and give me cancer (note: I do not actually have cancer), so I would just go outside in the middle of the night and smoke cigarettes and watch the dirtbag neighbors TV from all the way across the street because they have a REALLY BIG TV. Everything hurt. When I turned over in bed from one side to the other (you cannot lie flat on your back, heartburn or no, because the baby pushes down on all your organs), it took so long and was so much effort, I actually had to rest in the middle.
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The average 10-year-old (in America, not Paraguay) stands four-feet-six. She weighs 70 pounds. And when she goes out on the playground, she plays horses, wherein she PRETENDS TO BE A HORSE. (This may have changed since 1983, but PROBABLY NOT.) Fuck you, Mike Huckabee, you soulless charlatan falsely pious talking pigman. Get your fucking mouth off girls bodies.
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KT2000
(20,544 posts)over this vile idiot declaring a child to be used to express his sadistic "faith."
CrispyQ
(36,224 posts)Ya know, there are some people, (all of them repub men!), I just don't have any issue with wishing death upon. Hey Huck, I hope you choke on your dinner & fall face-in plate in front of your loved ones, you vile piece of human filth, fuck you.
LeftishBrit
(41,190 posts)To hell with the wicked stepfather AND with all those such as Fuckabee who think that a young child should suffer and perhaps die for his actions.
malthaussen
(17,065 posts)... is amply illustrated by this, not that examples are exactly lacking anyway.
-- Mal
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)About female lives.
No Matter where they are in the world, I wish them all an ectopic death.
sarge43
(28,939 posts)to build a Wall high enough and long enough to carve the names of every woman who has died from pregnancy, childbirth and rape. Then, they can all die an ectopic death.
Orrex
(63,084 posts)world wide wally
(21,718 posts)Now he has to live with it.
dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)They hit the nail on the head BIG TIME and theyre HYSTERICAL AS FUCK too.
I love that, like me, theyre mostly intelligent ladies who use the word FUCK a lot. I can totes relate.
SCantiGOP
(13,855 posts)A kind, merciful God who loves his children? If I were Huckabee I think I would have one moment of clarity at some point and realize that God was likely to smite the everloving shit out of me for using him as a fund-raising and political tool.
d_legendary1
(2,586 posts)are closeted pedophiles. How can someone talk so non-nonchalantly about children carrying rape babies as if its the easiest thing to do?
niyad
(112,426 posts)progressoid
(49,824 posts)Novara
(5,753 posts)Matches my rage too. GodDAMN it!