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niyad

(112,426 posts)
Wed Aug 19, 2015, 12:05 PM Aug 2015

Why 10-Year-Olds Should Not Be Pregnant: A Wonksplainer

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Why 10-Year-Olds Should Not Be Pregnant: A Wonksplainer


Go fuck yourself, Mike Huckabee

This weekend, Mike Huckabee, a man who would like to be president of the United States of America, explained why it is perfectly perfect that a 10- to 11-year-old girl should be forced to bear her stepfather’s child. Oh sure, it was “sad” and all, this actual real-life baby in Paraguay who was forced to give birth to a rapist’s baby, but what can you do? (An abortion. You can do an abortion.) Kaili covered pretty well already why abortion is great and Mike Huckabee can fuck himself right in his fallopian tubes, but she didn’t really delve into what pregnancy does to a woman’s body, much less a pre-teen girl’s. Let’s rectify that, with mommyblogging!

. . . . .

Let’s discuss what an “easy” pregnancy looks like, for a grown-ass woman with luscious 36-inch hips and a husband who loves her and brings everything she needs to her resting settee, and who also WANTS A BABY and is therefore PSYCHOLOGICALLY STOKED ON IT. As opposed to a 10-year-old girl who presumably does not have luscious childbearing hips nor a husband, and who might — MIGHT — want a fucking doll.



. . . .

At eight months, everything went to shit. I couldn’t breathe. I couldn’t eat (there was no room, because I was full of baby). I couldn’t sleep due to the constant, excruciating heartburn for which I was taking 12 Tums a day until my midwife said NOT TO DO THAT ANY MORE THAT IS TOO MANY TUM’S. I certainly couldn’t sleep, because lying flat caused the heartburn to race up my esophagus and give me cancer (note: I do not actually have cancer), so I would just go outside in the middle of the night and smoke cigarettes and watch the dirtbag neighbor’s TV from all the way across the street because they have a REALLY BIG TV. Everything hurt. When I turned over in bed from one side to the other (you cannot lie flat on your back, heartburn or no, because the baby pushes down on all your organs), it took so long and was so much effort, I actually had to rest in the middle.

. . . . . .


The average 10-year-old (in America, not Paraguay) stands four-feet-six. She weighs 70 pounds. And when she goes out on the playground, she plays horses, wherein she PRETENDS TO BE A HORSE. (This may have changed since 1983, but PROBABLY NOT.) Fuck you, Mike Huckabee, you soulless charlatan falsely pious talking pigman. Get your fucking mouth off girls’ bodies.

http://wonkette.com/593016/why-10-year-olds-should-not-be-pregnant-a-wonksplainer?utm_source=wysija&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=august+18

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Why 10-Year-Olds Should Not Be Pregnant: A Wonksplainer (Original Post) niyad Aug 2015 OP
this author matches my rage KT2000 Aug 2015 #1
exactly niyad Aug 2015 #2
Kick, kick, kick. CrispyQ Aug 2015 #3
kick LeftishBrit Aug 2015 #4
K&R me b zola Aug 2015 #5
The human cost of the desire to dominate... malthaussen Aug 2015 #6
Almost too burnt out on SHITSTAINS that have no clue and not a CARE BlancheSplanchnik Aug 2015 #7
Before that I want them with their bare hands and the simplest tools sarge43 Aug 2015 #9
Why can I only rec this once?!?!? Orrex Aug 2015 #8
I think Huckabee hates his Mother for not aborting him because he was the Devil's spawn world wide wally Aug 2015 #10
K&R and a BIG KICK for Wonkette dorkzilla Aug 2015 #11
Can assholes like him really believe there is a God? SCantiGOP Aug 2015 #12
I'm starting to think that guys like A-HYUCK-ABEE d_legendary1 Aug 2015 #13
well, he certainly palls around with enough pedophiles to make one wonder. niyad Aug 2015 #16
Huck you Fuckabee. progressoid Aug 2015 #14
Fuck you, asshole Novara Aug 2015 #15

KT2000

(20,544 posts)
1. this author matches my rage
Wed Aug 19, 2015, 12:26 PM
Aug 2015

over this vile idiot declaring a child to be used to express his sadistic "faith."

CrispyQ

(36,224 posts)
3. Kick, kick, kick.
Wed Aug 19, 2015, 12:32 PM
Aug 2015
Fuck you, Mike Huckabee, you soulless charlatan falsely pious talking pigman. Get your fucking mouth off girls’ bodies.


Ya know, there are some people, (all of them repub men!), I just don't have any issue with wishing death upon. Hey Huck, I hope you choke on your dinner & fall face-in plate in front of your loved ones, you vile piece of human filth, fuck you.

LeftishBrit

(41,190 posts)
4. kick
Wed Aug 19, 2015, 01:19 PM
Aug 2015

To hell with the wicked stepfather AND with all those such as Fuckabee who think that a young child should suffer and perhaps die for his actions.


malthaussen

(17,065 posts)
6. The human cost of the desire to dominate...
Wed Aug 19, 2015, 01:27 PM
Aug 2015

... is amply illustrated by this, not that examples are exactly lacking anyway.

-- Mal

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
7. Almost too burnt out on SHITSTAINS that have no clue and not a CARE
Wed Aug 19, 2015, 01:28 PM
Aug 2015

About female lives.

No Matter where they are in the world, I wish them all an ectopic death.

sarge43

(28,939 posts)
9. Before that I want them with their bare hands and the simplest tools
Wed Aug 19, 2015, 01:52 PM
Aug 2015

to build a Wall high enough and long enough to carve the names of every woman who has died from pregnancy, childbirth and rape. Then, they can all die an ectopic death.

world wide wally

(21,718 posts)
10. I think Huckabee hates his Mother for not aborting him because he was the Devil's spawn
Wed Aug 19, 2015, 03:00 PM
Aug 2015

Now he has to live with it.

dorkzilla

(5,141 posts)
11. K&R and a BIG KICK for Wonkette
Wed Aug 19, 2015, 03:04 PM
Aug 2015

They hit the nail on the head BIG TIME and they’re HYSTERICAL AS FUCK too.

I love that, like me, they’re mostly intelligent ladies who use the word FUCK a lot. I can totes relate.

SCantiGOP

(13,855 posts)
12. Can assholes like him really believe there is a God?
Wed Aug 19, 2015, 03:07 PM
Aug 2015

A kind, merciful God who loves his children? If I were Huckabee I think I would have one moment of clarity at some point and realize that God was likely to smite the everloving shit out of me for using him as a fund-raising and political tool.

d_legendary1

(2,586 posts)
13. I'm starting to think that guys like A-HYUCK-ABEE
Wed Aug 19, 2015, 03:25 PM
Aug 2015

are closeted pedophiles. How can someone talk so non-nonchalantly about children carrying rape babies as if its the easiest thing to do?

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