I am pleased to announce that I am now Reverend "Zorra", DD, MW, an Ordained Minister.

[Zorra]

As soon as I receive my documentation, I will be registering as an Officiant with the County Clerk.

Thereafter I will be able to perform legal weddings, and officiate other ceremonial duties pertinent to my office as Pastor "Zorra". I will never charge anyone for my great pleasure in performing marriage ceremonies.

I'm not sure about the name of my church yet; I'm sure the Great Spirit will bless me with the realization of the church's true name soon.

May the Universe bless you all.

Love,
Reverend "Zorra"


PS ~ This is for real.

[hrmjustin]

1. Congratulations my friend!

[Zorra]

6. Thanks!

[shenmue]

2. Mazel tov!

[Zorra]

4. B'karov etzlech!

[leftofcool]

3. Awesome!

Can you perform divorce ceremonies too? I have been married to the same old goat for over 40 years and I think it is time to trade his ass in for a younger model. Nah! Never mind. He takes the trash down once a week. I might as well keep him around.

[Zorra]

5. That's a state's thing. I only do a happy day of marriage. nt

[Skittles]

7. Church of Skittles

colors of the rainbow

WOOT!!

[Zorra]

8. Marshawn Lynch would like that! He would make an excellent church spokesperson.

[Zorra]

9. Sorry, Skittles. The name came to me in a dream last night.

It is the Church of Equal Love, Goodness, Beauty, and Tolerance.

Or Church of Equal LGBT, to make it easy.

The location of the church is everywhere, all the time.

~... "Wherever we go, there we are" ...~



The only dogma is no dogma.

[Skittles]

10. HEY!

that is, well, that is FABULOUS! ME LIKE!!!

[Zorra]

11. Anyone at anytime can be a member of this church by simply believing themselves

to be a member. Members who no longer wish to be members can do so simply by believing they are not members.

The church does not accept donations of any kind, but encourages donations to people in need, and to LGBT organizations.

It is fully contrary to, and most grievously against, the sincerely and profoundly held religious beliefs of this church, and the members of this church, for them to be discriminated against, in any way, by any person, business, corporation, provider, or any appointed or elected local, county, state, or federal government entity or institution, or by any individual employed by said government entities or institutions etc. that discriminates against this church, or members of this church, by refusing to offer or provide services, facilities, use of public accommodations, goods, employment, or housing to any member of this church, or any members of the general public, on the basis of race, color, religion, ancestry, age, national origin, disability, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, or United States military service, at any time, in any place.

Declared 4/2/15

Reverend Zorra, DD, MW
Founder and Pastor, Church of Equal Love, Goodness, Beauty, and Tolerance.

[Skittles]

12. sorry, I have zero use for churches

ANY of them

[Zorra]

13. Aww, darn, you missed the point. nt