Dumb Criminals: Oklahoma felon bites off ear.

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Meet 40 year old convicted felon James Foster. He was arrested after an incident at an Oklahoma bowling alley;

According to an arrest warrant affidavit, the August 31 confrontation began when bowlers on adjacent lanes argued over a drink being spilled on a table that they shared. A group of about seven girls was on one lane, while the other was being used by Chris and Desiree Lyons and their 17-year-old daughter.

“The females eventually left stating that they were going to come back with their boyfriends,” the affidavit notes. When the girls returned, they were accompanied by Foster, an ex-con who has served time for shooting with intent to kill and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.

Foster is the father of one of the girls who tangled with the Lyons family at The Lanes at Coffee Creek.

A witness told police that Foster began “swinging punches with a closed fist.” During the confrontation, Foster allegedly bit off Chris Lyons’s ear. Lyons, 48, subsequently told investigators that his ear “could not be reattached, that he will have to undergo plastic surgery and skin grafting to repair the damage caused by the defendant.”

Note to self, anytime I go bowling in Oklahoma bring this guy along as backup;

[Initech]

1. Didn't Walter do the same thing at the end of the movie?

[47of74]

2. Oh yeah, forgot about that.

[UrbScotty]

3. My, how Mike Tyson has fallen.