Dumb Criminals: Toronto Police Catch Man Doing Something "Obscene" With Cucumber In Library. Twice.

[Initech]

TORONTO — Toronto Police have charged a man with committing an "indecent act" involving a cucumber at library.

Officers received a call around 11 a.m. Saturday for a suspicious incident at Agincourt Library in the city’s Scarborough area.

They found a man holding a cucumber in one hand, while allegedly performing the same lewd act that library staff recognized from an incident in April.

"On April 7, he sits down and a (26-year-old woman) sits next to him and he opens up his laptop," Const. David Hopkinson said Wednesday.

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/canada/archives/2014/06/20140604-150635.html

[Kaleva]

1. According to the artilcle, he was simply holding the cuke with one hand.

It's what he was doing with his other hand that got him into trouble.

[MADem]

2. Indeed. What a loser...that's no way to get yer picture in the pay-pah!!! nt

[Kaleva]

3. He has an interesting story to tell at the next family get together he attends.

[MADem]

4. Yeah...and he can bring the canned sodas.

I wouldn't trust him to bring a cucumber and onion salad.....

[mockmonkey]

5. That's just wrong