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Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:28 AM

 

(Guess) Woman left poronographic Easter Eggs in mailboxes

And if you guessed Florida you're correct

A Florida Woman placed plastic Easter eggs stuffed with pornographic images and other items in the mailboxes of scores of homeowners, according to cops who say they collared the “deranged offender” last night.

Investigators allege that Abril Cestoni, 42, delivered the X-rated material over the past several days, resulting in her arrest on 11 counts of distributing obscene items.

A charging affidavit alleges that Cestoni, seen above, stuffed mailboxes with Easter eggs and a pamphlet containing “incoherent rants about local religious clergy” and “multiple pornographic images.”

After a homeowner last night called 911 to report a suspicious person placing something in her mailbox, cops pulled over Cestoni’s car. Upon being read her rights, Cestoni reportedly admitted to distributing the plastic eggs and the pamphlets. Acknowledging she had distributed obscene material, Cestoni claimed she included the images “because homosexuals are allowed to teach in the church.”


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Reply (Guess) Woman left poronographic Easter Eggs in mailboxes (Original post)
47of74 Apr 2020 OP
Yonnie3 Apr 2020 #1
underpants Apr 2020 #4
underpants Apr 2020 #2
Laelth Apr 2020 #3
rzemanfl Apr 2020 #5
Botany Apr 2020 #6
Maraya1969 Apr 2020 #7
eppur_se_muova Apr 2020 #8

Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:31 AM

1. Just checked the mail ...

no porn

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Response to Yonnie3 (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:32 AM

4. LOL

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:31 AM

2. Couldn't tap to a Zoom meeting?

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:32 AM

3. Sad.

Don’t the police have something better to do?

-Laelth

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:32 AM

5. Florida of course. n/t

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 10:36 AM

6. Cestoni claimed she included the images "because homosexuals are allowed to teach in the church."

OK well that explains it all. She is nuts.

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 11:01 AM

7. She included some food and TP. Maybe she was trying to help.

One orange Easter egg, cops say, contained “1 goldfish cracker, 1 strawberry drink mix, 1 piece of toilet paper, and 2 pornographic images.”

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Response to Maraya1969 (Reply #7)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 07:11 PM

8. Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue ?? nt

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