Small Penis Contest In Denmark A Big Deal, Sex Experts Say

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Only in Denmark;

At least that's the case in a Denmark-based competition that is offering an iPhone to the man with the smallest penis.

The contest is sponsored by erotica website Singlesex.dk, and site owner Morten Fabricius admits the idea is "weird and funny and almost too much.”

“It’s a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man," he said, according to RawStory.com. "There are so many unhappy men out there, who think you have to have a giant penis, but it’s not normal to have a huge one.”

Contestants are asked to send a photo to the website of their erect sex organ with measuring tape next to it.

Calling Rush Limbaugh!

[libodem]

1. The Limp-one has an inverted

Cocktail sausage. Need a negative number tape measure to find that hidden agenda.

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2. I don't know that I'd want to subject the judges to seeing his thing

[Odin2005]

3. I read "sex expert" as "sexpert"

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4. If shoe fits...

[libodem]

5. Wonder how the competition is stacking up?

A popular pursuit I presume?

[SoapBox]

6. all I can say is ....

ewww.

And never, EVER say, short or small in the presence of any male.

[Initech]

7. Small penis = big deal. Why am I reminded of that KFC commercial?

"Little is the new big"?

[MADem]

8. You'd think an appropriate prize would be a compensatory two seater sports car,

convertible, of course, and a wallet full of money!

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9. WTF?

Hahaha. funny stuff

[deJong]

10. Famous?

Will the winner need to consent to his image being used in their advertising?