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Tue Jan 14, 2020, 02:16 PM

Kansas man asked Iowa Judge for trial by combat

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A Kansas man has asked an Iowa judge to let him engage in a sword fight with his ex-wife and her attorney so that he can “rend their souls” from their bodies.

David Ostrom, of Paola, Kansas, said in a Jan. 3 court filing that his former wife and her attorney had destroyed him legally. The Ostroms have been embroiled in various disputes.

His filing says the U.S. has never explicitly banned trial by combat. Her attorney asked the judge to reject the request.

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47of74 Jan 14 OP
Aristus Jan 14 #1
47of74 Jan 15 #5
Midnightwalk Jan 14 #2
3Hotdogs Jan 14 #3
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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Tue Jan 14, 2020, 02:18 PM

1. Another limp-dick desperately trying to prove his manhood.



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Response to Aristus (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 15, 2020, 10:35 PM

5. I had an opportunity to buy a Toledo sword back in late 2018

I have been kicking myself that I didn’t buy it and have it shipped home.



I could have sent a picture of myself to above mentioned limp duck asking if he really wanted to go there.

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Tue Jan 14, 2020, 02:31 PM

2. Meanwhile the judge went off on a bender

The judge says he won't be issuing any decisions soon, citing irregularities with both sides' motions and responses.


The article doesn’t give details but this couple have been at it in court for a while.

The judge must be just wishing this pair would go away.

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Tue Jan 14, 2020, 04:45 PM

3. If he rules in plaintiff's favor,

I'd pay to go see it.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Reply #3)

Tue Jan 14, 2020, 11:06 PM

4. Yeah me too



And I’d ❤️ to see the legal opinion from the court too.

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