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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Mon Nov 18, 2019, 04:58 PM Nov 2019

For once the meth baggie was not hitching a ride on the backside express.

Seems to me like most times drugs hitching a ride into the county lockup are found up there. That was not the case here.

Following his arrest for possession of a hypodermic needle containing methamphetamine, a 380-pound Florida Man was hit with additional felony charges after jail personnel discovered a bag of meth “wedged deep within the belly button cavity of the defendant,” according to a court affidavit.

Police responding late Friday to a suspicious person call placed by employees of a McDonald’s in Clearwater arrested Martin Skelly when a search of the 41-year-old St. Petersburg resident turned up the loaded needle.

Following Skelly’s collar for possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia, cops asked him if he was in possession of any other contraband, since he could face additional charges if he brought illegal items into the county jail. Seen above, Skelly denied having “any additional contraband on his person.”

However, during intake processing at the jail, Skelly was subjected to a thorough body search that resulted in the discovery of a small plastic bag containing 2.7 grams of meth. A jail deputy reported that the baggie was “wedged deep within the belly button cavity” of the 5’ 8” defendant.
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For once the meth baggie was not hitching a ride on the backside express. (Original Post) 47of74 Nov 2019 OP
That's quite an innie. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #1
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #2
5'8" and 380 pounds mn9driver Nov 2019 #3
No, but that physique gave him plenty of spaces within the folds of flab The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #4
I just don't know about some anatomies. Karadeniz Nov 2019 #5

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The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,612 posts)
4. No, but that physique gave him plenty of spaces within the folds of flab
Mon Nov 18, 2019, 07:25 PM
Nov 2019

in which to hide his contraband, apparently including a vast abyss of a navel.

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