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Tue May 15, 2018, 08:05 PM

He won the lottery, then dumped $200,000 worth of $h!t on his boss's lawn!!!!!

LOTTERY WINNER ARRESTED FOR DUMPING $200,000 OF MANURE ON EX-BOSS’ LAWN. Ever wanted to do this to a particularly nasty boss??

A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer’s property, only two weeks after he won $125 million at the lottery and quit his job.

54-year old Brian Morris, from the small town of Clarendon Hills in Dupage County, bought over 20,000 tons of manure and asked for it to be dumped on his former boss’ property, pretending it was his residence.

Dozens of trucks filled with manure showed up in front of the house around 6:00 this morning and began dumping their smelly cargo over the property’s lawn.

George Fitzgerald, Mr. Morris’ former employer, was awakened by the sound of the vehicles on his property and rapidly called the police.

Unfortunately, it took the police more than 15 minutes to arrive on the site, and more than 10,000 tons of manure had already been dumped in the meantime.




Mr. Morris seems quite contrite in the photo, doesn't he?

Edited to Add: Ooops!!!! Turns out this story is satirical! Oh, well! Haven't we all wanted to do this to a particularly nasty boss?

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Reply He won the lottery, then dumped $200,000 worth of $h!t on his boss's lawn!!!!! (Original post)
LongTomH May 2018 OP
ProudMNDemocrat May 2018 #1
unblock May 2018 #2
dixiegrrrrl May 2018 #3
Ferrets are Cool May 2018 #4
TheOther95Percent May 2018 #5
LongTomH May 2018 #6
csziggy May 2018 #7

Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Tue May 15, 2018, 08:10 PM

1. When a Boss is a pile of shit......



You prove it by dumping piles of shit in his yard.

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Tue May 15, 2018, 08:16 PM

2. Only problem is the boss will end up with a tidy profit

Well, not even the *only* problem....

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Tue May 15, 2018, 08:31 PM

3. Best mug shot ever.


And he can afford an excellent lawyer.

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Tue May 15, 2018, 08:35 PM

4. If I knew I was gonna get arrested anyway, I would have hired a helicopter and

dumped it ON his house.

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Response to TheOther95Percent (Reply #5)

Tue May 15, 2018, 08:48 PM

6. Oooops!!!!

Makes a good story anyway!! I've wanted to do something like this to some really, really horrendous bosses!!!!!

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Tue May 15, 2018, 09:21 PM

7. He didn't sump it his boss's car?



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