NHS hoping to recover after removal of malignant lump
The National Health Service is hoping it can make a full recovery after having a dangerous lump removed in an emergency operation yesterday.
It had appeared touch-and-go for the UKs much-loved public organisation for a number of years, but following yesterdays successful operation it is hoped there could be a brighter future for the much-beloved health care system.
I already feel so much better in myself knowing that the cancerous fucker is gone, said the NHS.
My doctors had told me that the problems were spreading at an alarming rate, and they were seeing symptoms everywhere.
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http://newsthump.com/2018/07/10/nhs-hoping-to-recover-after-removal-of-malignant-lump/|
Hehe
It is very good news for the NHS - and Matt Hancock - although a COMPLETE cock cannot be worse than H*unt.... can he?