Huntington Beach to Become State's First Plastic Straw-Free City?

[TexasTowelie]

First they came for the front porch beer drinkers, and I did not speak out—

Because I don’t have a front porch.

Then they came for the beach smokers, and I did not speak out—

Because I don’t smoke at the beach due to the lack of a pocket for a lighter in my Speedos.

Then they came for the plastic shopping bags, and I did not speak out—

Because I own tons of stock in canvas.

Then they came for my plastic straws—And there was no one left to slurp for me.

Read more: http://www.ocweekly.com/news/huntington-beach-to-become-states-first-plastic-straw-free-city-7924022