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ITS DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS
I dont know about you, but I cant wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. Im about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over its gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is fucking fall. Theres a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers
Control-Z
(15,681 posts)looking at me like I'm nuts.
htuttle
(23,738 posts)irisblue
(32,829 posts)htuttle
(23,738 posts)irisblue
(32,829 posts)Response to irisblue (Reply #5)
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irisblue
(32,829 posts)I submit myself.
That whole idea is just so wrong.
Control-Z
(15,681 posts)I posted it in the wrong place. But I fixed my mistake.
hehehe
htuttle
(23,738 posts)Control-Z
(15,681 posts)just for posting this.
world wide wally
(21,719 posts)Leith
(7,802 posts)but pumpkin spice is horribly overdone. That stuff is awful!
I went to the grocery store earlier today and before I turned the corner to see it, I knew that their scented pine cone display was out. They are selling bags of very strongly scented crap that gives me a sinus headache that lasts for hours. And they are right outside the entrance.
japple
(9,773 posts)me sneeze, plugs up my head, and nearly makes me vomit. Who invented it? Why is it necessary? It doesn't even smell like anything remotely related to pumpkins OR real spices. It smells fake. I can take cinnamon, pine cones and christmas trees, but that pumpkin spice makes me violently ill. Tractor Supply Co. has some candles that are especially vile. I try to get my other family members to go buy the petfood and birdseed when they have that crap on display.
Leith
(7,802 posts)That's just too many flavors mixed in together - and a waste of perfectly good coffee.
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)I like to get my candles when they go on big sales after a holiday season.
I think they smell good. But you don't want to light a bunch of 'em. They leave a faint cinnamon spice scent in the air.
My favorite is lemon, though. Yankee Candle lemon. Smells like the head shops of yore. Groovy.
irisblue
(32,829 posts)chopper050
(43 posts)Lol..
Lifelong Protester
(8,421 posts)Hoodies,
Changing leaf color
Football
Over-throwing the burgeosie
mucifer
(23,374 posts)sure doesn't feel like fall.