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Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:20 AM

Florida Man Charged With Picking Magic Mushrooms While Carrying An Alligator

OVIEDO, Florida -- A Florida man was arrested along with three others last Sunday by a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation officer for allegedly picking hallucinogenic mushrooms in the Little Big Econ State Wildlife Management Area in Seminole County, Florida while also carrying a 2-foot-long alligator in his backpack.

http://news.brevardtimes.com/2013/06/florida-man-charged-with-picking-magic.html?m=1

Florida Man never ceases to amaze me!

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Reply Florida Man Charged With Picking Magic Mushrooms While Carrying An Alligator (Original post)
EarthFirst Jul 2017 OP
JustABozoOnThisBus Jul 2017 #1
HopeAgain Jul 2017 #3
jmowreader Jul 2017 #21
TexasTowelie Jul 2017 #2
hay rick Jul 2017 #17
Rhiannon12866 Jul 2017 #22
Lochloosa Jul 2017 #4
left-of-center2012 Jul 2017 #15
Lochloosa Jul 2017 #16
Blindingly apparent Jul 2017 #5
TBA Jul 2017 #8
underpants Jul 2017 #6
Brainstormy Jul 2017 #7
MiniMe Jul 2017 #9
Solly Mack Jul 2017 #10
retread Jul 2017 #11
steve2470 Jul 2017 #12
milestogo Jul 2017 #23
steve2470 Jul 2017 #13
Shandris Jul 2017 #14
Orrex Jul 2017 #18
red dog 1 Jul 2017 #19
lame54 Jul 2017 #20

Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:25 AM

1. There but for the grace of dog ...

C'mon, which of us HASN'T picked hallucinogenic mushrooms while carrying an alligator in our backpacks?

And, I don't understand, what's the crime here? Why was our intrepid explorer arrested?

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Response to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:31 AM

3. You ever see a gator on 'shrooms?

It ain't pretty.

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Response to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #1)

Wed Jul 5, 2017, 03:37 AM

21. "Attempting to build a weapon of mass destruction" is the safest bet

Combine a Florida Man, an alligator and a handful of psilocybin mushrooms and you've sown the seeds of destruction of the human race.

Either that, or he was planning something sexual.

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:31 AM

2. Why are they picking on Florida Man when there were three others with him?

It's discrimination, I tell you.

Why are you posting a story published four years ago?

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Response to TexasTowelie (Reply #2)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 09:55 PM

17. The only people who might be dumber than Florida man are...

the people who think it's a good idea to hang out with Florida man.

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Response to TexasTowelie (Reply #2)

Wed Jul 5, 2017, 05:25 AM

22. I agree!

Florida Man has continued to outdo himself ever since!

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:51 AM

4. I did it with a possum once.

Its great to be a Florida Man

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Response to Lochloosa (Reply #4)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 08:26 PM

15. "I did it with a possum once"

Is that legal?

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Response to left-of-center2012 (Reply #15)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 09:23 PM

16. It is in FL. But it takes guts.

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 07:52 AM

5. Could Florida man have avoided arrest if he had not picked magic mushrooms with alligator?

Or, was it the magic mushrooms that was the problem?

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Response to Blindingly apparent (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 08:53 AM

8. My Florida sister

Almost got arrested for having a gator skull in her yard so yes the gator is a problem. She was letting the ants eat the flesh so she could make jewelry out of the teeth... also illegal.

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 07:56 AM

6. Gotta love Florida Man

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 08:43 AM

7. It's the heat! n/t

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 12:00 PM

9. I'm cracking up at all the "Florida man" stories at the end of the clip

Read several of them, they were amusing

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 12:43 PM

10. Sometimes you gotta take your gator on a trip.

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:23 PM

11. Is there a map showing where he was arrested? Just asking. n/t

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Response to steve2470 (Reply #12)

Wed Jul 5, 2017, 05:58 AM

23. Too much eye makeup.

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 06:45 PM

13. Dead gator in Florida dorm room means warning for students

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 07:41 PM

14. "Dammit Cletus, it was Puff the Magic DRAGON, not Puff the Placid Gator!"

 

I spose it takes all kinds... OwO

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Sun Jul 2, 2017, 11:11 AM

18. Now that's what I call an alligator bag

Heigh-o!

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Sun Jul 2, 2017, 03:08 PM

19. Picking magic mushrooms shouldn't be a crime; but he should have left the baby gator alone,

especially since he was in a wildlife management area.

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Tue Jul 4, 2017, 08:34 PM

20. Is that one crime or two?

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