You've Been Kidnapped! Your Rescuers Are Characters From The Last TV Show You Watched.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Who's Coming To Save You?

Me: Judge Judy and Byrd!

[SoCalNative]

1. I might be in trouble

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. You may be!

[Runningdawg]

3. Jimmy and Mike from Better Call Saul

I'm screwed.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Hahahahaha!

Squat Cobbler!

[politicat]

83. Me, too. Maybe I'll get lucky and Kim and Gus will partner up. NT

[NBachers]

84. Looks like I'm swimming in the same pool as the rest of the Saul watchers.

[Upthevibe]

114. I'm right there with you..however, I think Mike could handle almost anything!n/t

[PasadenaTrudy]

138. Mike Ehrmantraut is my spirit animal! n/t

[grantcart]

219. Jimmy has my back

Remember the skate boarders? May get a leg broke but Jimmy will get you out.

[jberryhill]

4. I am well and truly screwed......

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Oh man!

[jberryhill]

17. Maybe I get the characters from the movie Eegah! from that episode

Richard Kiel ("Jaws" of later 007 films), the early years:

[Glamrock]

116. I'm in the same boat!

I've been binge watching on Netflix....

[jO456]

189. I just watched Orginal Wiggles

Greg, Anthony, Murray and Jeff. Not to mention The Pirate, could have helped, has a feather sword. I am doomed

[ghostsinthemachine]

5. JJ and Mr Bookman!

Good times indeed.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. Dynomite!

[Sanity Claws]

6. I watched Call the Midwife

Being rescued by nurses and nuns sounds pretty cool. Nuns can be tough cookies.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. My knuckles can attest to the nun thing!

[mainstreetonce]

7. Ellen DeGeneris

I'm in for some fun

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. Oh wow!

[hlthe2b]

8. I'm in good shape...

...maybe....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

20. You are indeed!

[frazzled]

10. Holy moley ... I just watched

the Busby Berkeley movie Dames while cleaning my house! Ruby Keeler is coming to get me, and she can't even sing or dance! (Maybe Joan Blondell will come to assist):

[Floyd R. Turbo]

21. Sweet!

[iamateacher]

11. The Property Brothers

They seem pretty capable.

[hlthe2b]

15. Jonathan will get er done... Drew? Maybe not.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

22. Good ones!

[OnionPatch]

210. Ha ha. Same here.

I'll let them save you first. 😀

[CincyDem]

13. I'm so screwed.

No way I want those guys from American Gods showing up to save me. Interesting show but they're just weird. If you saw it...especially that goddess in the bar. No way.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. Hahahahaha!

[northoftheborder]

19. Mike and Frank from American Pickers!

they can find valuable treasures in piles of rusting junk - so maybe they would find me!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. And sell you for a profit!

[northoftheborder]

145. No, they would put me out as a decoration for their shop---

----representing early 20th C, pre-everything!

[mac56]

24. Okay, I'm done for.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

26. Ouch!

[dawg]

193. No ... you're fine.

Princess Carolyn can handle anything!

[sarge43]

27. Frank and Claire Underwood

I'm in trouble. If they do rescue me, it's going to cost me - bigly.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

28. You are doomed!

[sarge43]

30. Yeah, probably best I stay kidnapped. n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

32. I'd say!

[Eugene]

29. Dr. Phil

Then again, his crew might just pull it off.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

31. You have my deepest sympathy!

[wryter2000]

50. Good luck with that

How's that working out for you?

[TNNurse]

164. Do you really watch him????

[Eugene]

165. Family TV and I'm not the primary viewer.

So we're tuned to the local CBS station during the daytime.

[Bucky]

186. "You've been kidnapped by drug dealers. How's that workin' out for you?"

[Skinner]

33. I'm totally getting rescued.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

38. Nice!

[getting old in mke]

34. Harry Bosch

I'll take it...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

39. Very cool!

[hibbing]

35. Selina Meyer - I'm probably screwed n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

40. Yikes!

[Lunabell]

36. Ragnar Lothbrok

Vikings

[Floyd R. Turbo]

42. Damn!

[Lunabell]

59. Ikr

Binge watching and Laegartha and Bjorn would be his helpmates. I am saved!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

37. This is my lucky day.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

43. I guess so!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

88. It's on now, but I'm not watching it at this moment.

A DC-area channel, 14-3, carries Grit TV. In the evening, Grit seems to run nothing but episodes of "Walker, Texas Ranger." Sometimes it's the best show on. I happened to see some of it last night.

[NBachers]

85. OK, that gets the laugh-out-loud of the day!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

89. I've got it on now. Shockingly, it's a rerun.

Uh-oh, prison break!

[NBachers]

90. What innocents will these desperadoes endanger?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

91. They want revenge on Cordell Walker. He helped put them away.

They keep flashing back to the 1880s (I guess), when the escapees were a gang of bad guys and Walker was an ex-Texas Ranger who turned in his badge to take a wife and become a rancher.

[Little Star]

41. I think I might have a problem........

?7

Had this on my dvr & watched it last night. Gulp.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

44. Hahahahaha!

[True Dough]

55. I can see where that would lead to trouble!

[GeorgeGist]

45. I'm afraid it won't end well ...

for me.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

49. Oh oh!

[Warpy]

46. "May the Fourth be with you!"

I've got TBS on in the background and they've dispensed with the awful first 3 episodes and everybody can act in Episode 4, so they can come rescue me from this nightmare called 2017 America.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

51. Help me, Obi Wan!

[Alpeduez21]

47. Whew! The last show I watched was NCIS.

Not only am I saved but my kidnappers are screwed.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

52. Yup!

[jberryhill]

62. No. You're dead. But they will figure it out in an hour

[wryter2000]

48. Oooh, I want your team

I'll watch her in a couple of hours, but the last show I watched was Lawrence O'Donnell.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

53. After I'm rescued!

[Docreed2003]

54. Well...shit...

I might have a chance if they stop arguing long enough to come up with a rescue plan:

[Inkfreak]

56. The cast of The Expanse.

I'm feeling ok about my chances as long as they aren't carrying The Protogen.

[True Dough]

57. This fellow is an intellectual

but is he going to get me out of a kidnapping jam?

[hunter]

58. Captain Jean-Luc Picard and the starship Enterprise.

I'm good.

Some of the nameless folks in his crew had best be careful but it could be worse. They could be wearing red shirts and serving under Captain Kirk.

[Shrike47]

60. Chicago police Intelligence Division. Frank will scare 'em to death!

[LisaM]

61. Jessica Fletcher!

Who else?

[yallerdawg]

63. Shit. I'm screwed.

[Mr.Bill]

64. Bobby Flay.

He will not only rescue me, he's bringing dinner.

[Nictuku]

65. Pirates!!!

... God help me...

?itok=7Jo2p_NR

[Iggo]

130. Lucky!

[OilemFirchen]

66. Stevie and David from Schitt's Creek.

Yes, we had sex. I'm well and truly saved.

[Sedona]

67. Jake Tapper!

[BeekeeperInVermont]

68. I think I'll be O.K.

The last program I watched was "The Doctor Blake Mysteries".

[woodsprite]

69. Alton Brown!

He might not save me, but at least my last meal will be awesome!

[bettyellen]

70. The gal squad from Big Little Lies-or Rachel Maddox!

[Cracklin Charlie]

71. I'm good.

I watched Nature Cat.

[htuttle]

72. np

[First Speaker]

73. My last show? The X-Files...Mulder and Scully...

...I think I'm in pretty good shape...

[Bucky]

187. Are you crazy?

About 90% of the time all the victims get killed by the monster, and then the monster gets away.

[AmandaRuth]

74. Olivia Benson (and crew)

I'm not worried

[mainer]

75. Oh no. Sheldon, Leonard, Howard and Raj.

I'm doomed.

[Lithos]

76. I'm safe

?itok=KknQhUeo

Agents of Shield

[Solly Mack]

77. Agent Dale Cooper and Sheriff Harry Truman

Been watching Twin Peaks on Demand.

[femmocrat]

78. I think I'm in trouble. They are usually the ones in need of rescuing:

Jamie and Claire from "Outlander."


Great question, BTW!

[Ilsa]

79. Thankfully, I was not watching this:

But I was watching this:



And their daddy:

?itok=FXy0BffG

And with the King of Hell and his mom, a very powerful celtic witch:


I think I'm in good hands.

[LoveMyCali]

158. Me too

We're good even if our kidnappers aren't human.

[Hatchling]

209. Me too!

I just hope we haven't been turned by the time they get here!

[patricia92243]

80. Mac and Frank from "It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia." I'll never be rescued :( lol

[nclib]

81. Message deleted by DU the Administrators

[Kaleva]

82. Peck and Toby. I'm dead.

[madaboutharry]

86. Hawaii Five-0

Commander McGarrett is on the way!

[flying rabbit]

99. Me too.

I think we'll be just fine. Plus a nice order of shrimp.

[jls4561]

87. Fortunately, every time I see the WH squatter on the Tv, I resort to Dr. Who

and he's bring Wilfred Mott.

Sorry, I need to take a weekend and learn to post images from a Mac.

[csziggy]

92. I'll be home in no time! Stabler, Benson, Munch, and Tutuola are on the case.

And Captain Cragen won't let them slack off.

Couldn't handle the GOP gloating, too tired and depressed to hunt for something better so I've been watching old Law & Order: SVU episodes for a few hours.

[rug]

93. We'll just wear them down.

[neeksgeek]

94. I recently binge-watched Burn Notice's last season

Hard to say how the rescue will go... it'll be exciting though!

[mucifer]

95. Oh no ! George and Gracie.

They aren't gonna help much oh and they have been dead for a long time.

[rurallib]

96. The Boston Celtics and the Washington Wizards

hope I don't get dunked

[underpants]

128. Once they're done fighting

[petronius]

97. I've been catching up on Dark Matter - I think I'm gonna be OK

[bench scientist]

98. Phew, Mama Ru and these fierce queens will save me for sure. No one gets it done like a drag queen!

[IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[Generic Brad]

100. Rachel Maddow and Congressman Schiff

Just like in real life!

[LeftInTX]

101. Freida Pinto

I'm watching a PBS/BBC nature series about India - maybe she can bring some tigers and and an elephant.

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

102. I'm Screwed because

My two rescuers are going to be Naked and Afraid.

[LeftInTX]

119. Thread winner!!

My husband watches this....

[Rhiannon12866]

103. Trevor Noah!

He's not only smart, but he'd also make me laugh!

[montana_hazeleyes]

104. I'm watching The Golden State Warriors,

so I'm in good hands!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

105. Lions.

I've been watching BBC Planet Earth.

[Leith]

106. I've Been Catching Up on The Blacklist

It may be my kidnappers and my rescuers all work together on the same team.

But... as long as Red isn't mad at me, it may be fun. I have to admit that I've thought that Spader was attractive in a sleazy way since Sex, Lies, and Videotape. Even on Boston Legal.

[KT2000]

156. Reddington!

At least I will be fascinated before I check out!

[HoosierDebbie]

107. Blacklist!

Raymond Reddington and the FBI! Though everything may not be as it seems....

[Bayard]

108. Designated Survivor

I might make it!

I missed the very first one, but have seen all since. Great show!

[Stonepounder]

109. I can't wait for my rescue.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1888075/mediaviewer/rm757021696

Can't seem to get the photo to show. Have been watching Death in Paradise.

[mikehiggins]

110. The Winchesters from Supernatural

So far they've killed innumerable vampires, werewolves, zombies, went toe-to-toe with Lucifer, died and came back several times apiece, prevented Armageddon and helped God beat His Sister. (Go figure)

I don't know how good it would be to be "rescued" by them, though. Most secondary characters end up dead regardless.

I guess I'd settle for Robert McCall from the Equalizer. Got that on DVR.

[Bettie]

111. Agents of SHIELD

guess I'll probably be OK.

[hay rick]

112. The Weather Channel.

Jim Cantore and Stephanie Abrams to the rescue!

[Upthevibe]

113. Mike and Jimmy.....n/t

[Duppers]

115. I'm good...

HBO rerun...


Same night, this...





Otherwise it's always msnbc or Colbert. Haven't watch regular tv programming in 15yrs.
None.

[Liberty Belle]

117. Designated Survivior.

I get the President who was a cabinet officer before a terrorist attack took out Congrress, the president and VP. Guess he's tough under pressure...

[rlegro]

118. Lawkeeper Joshua Nolan, Mayor Rosewater, and Irisa

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From "Defiance." Possibly accompanied by Berlin Rainer and Datak Tarr. I am in very good hands.

[area51]

120. I think I lucked out;

I just watched an episode of Phryne Fisher.

[Lucky Luciano]

121. Narcos - my rescuers started a group called "Death to Kidnappers"

Here comes Pablo Escobar's henchman from their group "Muerte Los Secuestradores" or "Death to Kidnappers" - I'm gonna make it!

[pnwmom]

122. Olivia Benson and Elliot Stabler. So I luck out.

[CottonBear]

123. The Sopranos! My kidnappers will be sleeping with the fishes!

[Tripper11]

124. I think I'm in good hands.....at least for a while

Because if you watch the show, they can turn on you quick!!

[Fla Dem]

125. Grace and Frankie. They'd be a hoot!

[redwitch]

126. Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass.

Hey I watch Gossip Girl for the jewelry and clothing.

[underpants]

127. The Wizards and the Celtics

Remember, there's nothing in the rules that says you CAN'T bounce the ball.

[stonecutter357]

129. mythbusters !

[flying_wahini]

131. The Handmaid's Tale - which is excellent by the way....

[Iggo]

132. Uh-oh. My kidnappers are in trouble.

[FrankfurtCat]

195. LOVE that show!

I can't wait to catch up on the second season.

[Iggo]

205. Amazon Prime is yanking me away from standard TV.

If it wasn't for sports...

Then again, Rams were gone for like 20 years. Even though they're back, the excitement just isn't there for me anymore. I'm over it. The Dodgers committed suicide for some strange reason. They haven't been on TV for going on four years now, and every year it gets easier and easier to not give a shit. Basketball's a joke. If I can figure out how to watch live L.A. Kings games (legally, of course), I'm pretty much done with TV as it was once known.

But back to the point, yeah, I saw Fortitude scrolling through stuff on Amazon Prime after finishing Patriot.

[Beartracks]

206. For live sports, maybe check out SlingTV or YouTubeTV...

Here's a good summary comparison of several live-streaming TV services:

http://time.com/money/4688729/youtube-tv-directv-now-sling-tv-cable-cutters/

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[surrealAmerican]

133. Jonah and a few robots ...

... from Mystery Science Theater. That could leave me stranded in space watching bad movies.

[Doreen]

134. Jane, Grayson, and Stacy. "Drop Dead Diva."

Rachel Maddow.

[Yavin4]

135. I'm dead

[eppur_se_muova]

171. Lots of collateral damage for sure.

As luck would have it, that was the last show I watched. Catching up on season 7 on FXX.

[FrankfurtCat]

137. Uh Oh

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ba4.jpg

[LanternWaste]

139. Detective Chief Inspector Thomas Geoffrey "Tom" Barnaby

My local PBS station plays Midsomer Murders on Thursday (thank goodness I don't watch morning talk shows...).

[LudwigPastorius]

140. Dolores and Maeve

I'm in good hands.

[DFW]

141. A pair of German newscasters?

I should have watched a rerun of Man of Steel instead..........

[annabanana]

142. Boy Howdy, am I in LUCK!

Was watching Scorpion on my TIVO.. They NEVER lose..

[Paula Sims]

208. excellent.

[RedSpartan]

143. The New York Yankees

Fortunately, Aaron Judge is 6'7", 285 pounds. So I should be ok.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/New+York+Yankees+v+Los+Angeles+Angels+Anaheim+SaOMnlxUJC8x.jpg

[Laffy Kat]

144. I'm not worried:

[Saviolo]

146. The Previous two times I did this:

I got Luther:

?w=446&h=299&crop=1


And the crew from The West Wing:



(I miss that show SO MUCH)


But if I did it today it would be these two:




And really, I'm fine with any or all of the above.

Also, please send me Idris Elba, 'cause he's awesome.

[KatyMan]

147. Star Trek Enterprise...

I should be ok then.

[sakabatou]

148. Korra, Asami, Bolin and Mako

I'm sure I can be rescued fine.

[yuiyoshida]

149. Last show I watched? I guess its got to be Green Arrow...

[lark]

150. The cast of Bones will save me!

[AC_Mem]

151. HA!

I'm binge watching True Blood, so apparently I'm going to be rescued by Eric the Vampire !

Lol thanks for the laugh on this depressing day

[Norbert9]

152. Life in Pieces

Kinda reminded of arrested development

[Auggie]

153. Joe Mannix (should have been watching Charlie's Angels)

[JudyM]

167. Mannix! Haven't seen him in decades. He'd be great, though.

Will never forget that episode when his brakes were cut and he was flying down curving mountain roads, just this side of out of control. Felt like I was in the car with him, that was so intense.

[Auggie]

174. Yep. With an assist from Peggy.

[Bucky]

188. Mannix will only rescue you if the kidnapper is his ex-army buddy who's really trying to kill him

[Auggie]

191. Hah! That plot was from Season Two and is my favorite episode.

[rtracey]

218. hmmmmm

METV? yeah love this show.... Funny how I did not remember the first season when he worked for the company Intellect (i think)...

[mercuryblues]

154. IDK if I should be happy or afraid

lucky or dead meat. The Mick



?itok=1OV37Iu1

[zeusdogmom]

155. Archie Bunker

Edith, too.

[MGKrebs]

157. Alex Trebek?

[argyl]

159. I'm binging on The Wire for about the fourth time.

If McNulty and Bunk are coming I may be alright. If it's Chris and Snoop I'm done for.

[BainsBane]

160. Raymond Reddington

[Flaleftist]

161. Oh crap

[3catwoman3]

162. Designated Survivor, so I could either be in good hands...

...or totally screwed. Difficult to know who to trust on that show.

[TalenaGor]

163. The 100....I'll be just fine :)

Clarke, Bellamy, Octavia.....treekru...

[MrModerate]

166. "The Americans."

So the KGB guys who rescue me (an improbably handsome young couple) are lethal, merciless, and effective, although morally challenging to justify. None of the kidnappers survive.

[Trailrider1951]

168. I'm in good hands

with these guys:

[petronius]

170. Depends: what color shirt are you wearing?

[Trailrider1951]

173. LOL

Anything but red!

[BigOleDummy]

169. Think

I'll be ok with either .... I don't watch t.v. just things I buy or what's on the web but these are the last things I watched tonight (besides Ms. Maddow that is





Looks like we have similar tastes there Trailrider1951!

[Kablooie]

172. Windom Earl would never give up easily.

[hamsterjill]

175. Hey, I'm in luck.

I've been binge watching "Army Wives" on Netflix. Send Chase from Delta Force!!!

[exboyfil]

176. The British detectives from Whitechapel

They don't carry weapons. They have been shot, blungeoned, stabbed, striped, beat up, and kidnapped themselves. They have let somel witnesses in their custody be kidnapped or killed.

I think I might be in trouble.

[chelsea0011]

177. I am good hands...Paladin

[imaginary girl]

178. I'm in good hands!

With the Doctor from Dr Who

[Thunderbeast]

179. Sarah, Cosima, Allison, Helena, Rachael, Beth, Krystal, Vera, Katja, Tony, Jennifer

ALL, of course, played brilliantly by Tatiana Maslany in Orphan Black.

[haele]

180. My husband has the remote right now...

It's "catch up on Friday Sports shows time" because the kids just picked up our granddaughter for a the weekend. (Last night's Spurs-Rockets #3) So we're going to be rescued by Dan Lebatard, Papi, and Bomoni Jones.

Were watching the game right now, even though I know who won...

Haele

[kairos12]

181. Dan from the program Fortitude.

[Dulcinea]

182. I've been watching the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs!

Hockey players rescuing me? Excellent!

[jpak]

183. Captain Janeway and the Starship Voyager

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

184. I'm in big trouble

The last thing I watched was WKRP in Cincinnati, a scene with Arthur Carlson (incompetent station manager) and Jennifer Marlowe (beautiful receptionist).

[Bucky]

185. I've been watching Mad Men. I'm screwed, but they look good screwing it up

I knew I should have pulled that My Name is Earl CD down off the shelf instead

[catbyte]

190. I started watching Criminal Minds on Netflix, so I'd have a good chance at being rescued if I

was the third person nabbed. I've watched enough episodes to know that if I were the first or second one snatched, I'm a goner, lol.

[tblue37]

192. LOL! John Oliver & Bill Maher! nt

[Luciferous]

194. Andy and Lance from The Detectorists :)

[TeamPooka]

196. Joy Reid to save the day!

[rocktivity]

197. No problem

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[BHDem53]

198. Barney Fife and Otis Campbell!

[mia]

199. Time will tell

[mama]

200. Rick Steves!

I guess you could do worse than a mild-mannered travel expert - at least he knows all the good hideaways!

[Johnny Noshoes]

201. Doctor Who and Bill

Outwit the kidnappers and we'll get away in the TARDIS of course.

[JHB]

202. Sweet! John Hurt and a dozen friends...

[TlalocW]

203. Either Mike, Crow T. Robot, and Tom Servo OR Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank

From Mystery Science Theater 3000. The second group probably wouldn't be much into rescuing but actually doing the kidnapping in the first place.

TlalocW

[BobTheSubgenius]

204. The Scooby Doo posse.

Get rescued, then cruise around in a stoner van. My youth revisited!!!

[Paula Sims]

207. Patton and the 3rd army

I love that movie!!

[pressbox69]

211. The Storybrooke gang

and tonight they sing.

[pressbox69]

212. Oh No!

I may be a goner!

[cloudbase]

213. The Nashville Predators. n/t

[Lil Missy]

214. Nurse Jackie!!!

[Crash2Parties]

215. Hmmm. Good people, wicked knife skills.

[irisblue]

216. Person Of Interest season 2. Reese &Finch got me covered. And Bear of course.

[rtracey]

217. oh great

The fat dude from Mountain monsters.....

[Initech]

220. Sterling Archer

Although his crew isn't exactly what I would call "competent".

[Petrushka]

221. Mr. Wilson and his nemesis, Dennis the Menace.

Re-runs of re-runs are welcome when there doesn't seem to be anything on TV but ballgames.

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

222. Anthony Bourdain

and he's bringing food.

[niyad]

223. Lucifer and Mazekeen