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Tue Apr 4, 2017, 09:45 PM

If we ever destroy ourselves with nuclear weapons....

I know for a fact that roaches will survive.

I know this because a small roach got into the microwave, I did not see it, and nuked a frozen pot pie. After 3 minutes, I opened the door and the roach was still running around.

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Reply If we ever destroy ourselves with nuclear weapons.... (Original post)
MicaelS Apr 2017 OP
jpak Apr 2017 #1
MicaelS Apr 2017 #7
Callmecrazy Apr 2017 #2
Leghorn21 Apr 2017 #3
dhol82 Apr 2017 #4
csziggy Apr 2017 #5
Wounded Bear Apr 2017 #6
Kaleva Apr 2017 #8
lastlib Apr 2017 #9

Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 09:48 PM

1. but u r ok with the dead chicken u 8

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Response to jpak (Reply #1)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 10:09 PM

7. I don't waste food.

Besides, I got out my magnifying glass, and didn't see any little roach bite marks.

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 09:48 PM

2. How's that pie taste?

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 09:53 PM

3. Well then, "go roaches", I guess, cuz - I don't know wtf is about to happen w/NK or - anything.

SO, did you consume the delicious pot pie or not?? Hell, I would - I grew up in the South with those BIG-ass "palmetto bugs" and have had a few run-ins with gangs of the little ones as well...ewww to all, but someone needs to survive what's coming goddamit

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 09:59 PM

4. Great science experiment!

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 10:03 PM

5. I've known that since watching Damnation Alley in 1978!

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 10:07 PM

6. You do know that microwave ovens do not use nuclear radiation, right?

They may "zap" things, but they really don't "nuke" them.

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 10:09 PM

8. List of creatures that would probably survive a nuclear war

cockroaches
tardigrades
ants
scorpions
worms
escherichia coli
wasps
amoeba
fruit flies
deinococcus radiodurans


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Response to Kaleva (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 5, 2017, 07:57 AM

9. (you left out Republikans.......)

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