Wed Mar 29, 2017, 05:31 PM
Yavin4 (23,994 posts)
33 replies, 16503 views
Dog: "I'm going to kill that woman and bury her in this hole....oh shit here she comes." (Original post)
|The Velveteen Ocelot||Mar 29||#2|
|Angry Dragon||Mar 29||#5|
|A HERETIC I AM||Mar 30||#24|
|central scrutinizer||Mar 30||#22|
Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #15)
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 02:35 PM
lark (7,271 posts)
28. My old golden retriever played hurt.
He didn't like being put in the garage at night, so sometimes when we'd call him, he'd get up real slow, like he was hurting, even whimpering to further the mirage. then he'd slowly limp to the door. The thing was he'd forget after he went up the steps which leg he'd been limping on and switch to the other one. We'd laugh at him and call him out and he'd switch back to the other leg. Such a beautiful dog and sweet faker, I miss him still.
Response to lark (Reply #28)
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 02:57 PM
LisaM (19,896 posts)
29. Our cocker/golden mix played deaf.
We'd call him "Mr. Deef". Couldn't hear his name from one foot away, but could hear the crackle of a package of cheese being opened from the other side of the house.
He was a good dog and I miss him.
Response to TEB (Reply #8)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 06:16 AM
TEB (242 posts)
33. I showed this to my wife
I asked her this reminds me of buddy are golden retriever. Who never wants to disappoint us we actually joke and say bud e dog thinks he is a furry human , there are moments where we catch him in action like digging a hole or just being a dog and he is so funny, he comes to us moaning oh guys I do not know what got into me , We love him and say it is ok mister.
Response to calimary (Reply #13)
Wed Mar 29, 2017, 07:17 PM
tenorly (1,702 posts)
I had a Basset who was just like that. He'd always give me that "why, I'm just as shocked as you are" look whenever he was caught doing the wrong thing.
Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #16)
Wed Mar 29, 2017, 07:58 PM
tenorly (1,702 posts)
17. He cracked me up too. Every time.
He was a character. Unfortunately, I lost almost all photos of him during a move a few years ago; but he looked a lot like this:
"Oh, oh. Act cool; maybe he'll blame the Shar-Pei."
Response to Yavin4 (Original post)
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 11:22 AM
central scrutinizer (7,124 posts)
22. My dog just ate all of my broccoli starts
I had planted them earlier in the day then looked out the window later and watched her eat the last one.