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struggle4progress

(118,214 posts)
Fri Mar 17, 2017, 01:22 PM Mar 2017

The microwave song

Every meal you eat
Every diet you cheat
Every coffee you reheat
And when you defrost some meat
I'll be watching you

Every kernel you pop
Every hot dish you drop
When you cook your slop
And the floor you mop
I'll be watching you

Oh I can see
You there in front of me
My camera shakes
With every bowl you break
Every fondue you fake
Every potato you bake
When you burn the steak
With every beep I make
I'll be watching you

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The microwave song (Original Post) struggle4progress Mar 2017 OP
OMG Borchkins Mar 2017 #1
I am so stealing this! Laffy Kat Mar 2017 #2
Sure struggle4progress Mar 2017 #3
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