Your favorite "The Princess Bride" quote....

[fNord]

"They were both poisoned. I spent the the last few years working up an immunity to iocane powder"



Btw, I DO expect repeated posts....please don't self delete

[uriel1972]

1. I do not think that word means what you think it means...

but then again...

I've known too many Spaniards

[fNord]

4. My second choice!

"Hue keep using tat words"

Love you're second choice too....


But I'll say to all the.....

[Sedona]

2. You should see the grind stone!

[applegrove]

3. "You Killed my father, prepare to die". I had such a crush on Mandy.

[fNord]

5. If this was the tv show QI.....

The alarm would be going off.....mr Davies

Edit to say...

Hell, who in there right mind didn't (doesn't?)

[fNord]

6. Inigo.....I hope we win! N/t

[all american girl]

7. As you wiiiiiiish

[fNord]

8. Thank you....

So what quote would you like to post?

[JDC]

9. Inconceivable

[fNord]

12. Isn't that what we all said on November 8th?

Or was it WTF?

[NewJeffCT]

10. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

...

[fNord]

11. Never start a land war in Asia. N/t

[NewJeffCT]

13. yes, one of the classic blunders

I loved the Sicilian line, though, because I'm partly of Sicilian descent and grew up with jokes about knowing people in the Mafia.

[hibbing]

21. That scene is so funny

Such a great casting. I could watch that 100 times back to back and still laugh each time.

Peace

[NewJeffCT]

14. Have fun storming the castle!

[mythology]

20. This is mine

followed by "Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something"

[NewJeffCT]

22. Love that quote as well

and so often true

[A HERETIC I AM]

29. I'm an OTR trucker and do a lot of team driving these days.....

and when I'm heading to bed in the sleeper and I close the curtain, that's often the last thing I say to my co-driver.

Some get it. Most do not.

[NightWatcher]

15. No more rhymes now, I mean it

[Dr Hobbitstein]

16. "Theres a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

Also, when my wife and I got married, I had our minister do this:
"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…"

And of course "Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe."

[Iggo]

17. "My way is not very sportsmanlike."

Fezzik is the best.

[underpants]

26. I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. Until then, rest well and dream of larg

I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. Until then, rest well and dream of large women.

[sakabatou]

18. "Your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."

[ailsagirl]

19. William Goldman 'Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.'

Sad, I know

[Aristus]

23. "Offer me everything that I ask!"

"All that I have and more!..."

STAB!

"I want my father back, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[Ilsa]

24. Miracle Max:

Miracle Max: Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that.

And:

The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv.
Prince Humperdinck: Skip to the end.
The Impressive Clergyman: Have you the wing?

[Shrek]

25. My name is Inigo Montoya

You killed my father.

Prepare to die.

[uriel1972]

27. Someone got thrown off a plane once for wearing a shirt with that on...

If memory serves me correctly.

But, it's one hell of a line.

[Mendocino]

28. I'm not left handed

I'm not left handed either

[A HERETIC I AM]

30. "You've been mostly dead all day"