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Mon Aug 22, 2016, 11:00 PM

I have just one question:

Of all the poop in the world...
who decided that batshit was the craziest????

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Reply I have just one question: (Original post)
dixiegrrrrl Aug 2016 OP
Marie Marie Aug 2016 #1
lastlib Aug 2016 #2
dixiegrrrrl Aug 2016 #5
catnhatnh Aug 2016 #3
dixiegrrrrl Aug 2016 #4
benld74 Aug 2016 #6
Iggo Aug 2016 #7
lame54 Aug 2016 #8
pinboy3niner Aug 2016 #9
lillypaddle Aug 2016 #10
malthaussen Aug 2016 #11
rivegauche Aug 2016 #12
trof Aug 2016 #13
dixiegrrrrl Aug 2016 #14
pinboy3niner Aug 2016 #15
trof Aug 2016 #17
True Dough Aug 2016 #16

Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 12:33 AM

1. Bears!

They just got sick of the whole "does a bear shit in the woods" phrase and wanted to move the shit meme to another species.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 12:39 AM

2. I don't know who decided, but.....

I do know the Army uses it for explosives and gunpowder for bullets. Not cow poop, not pig poop, not dog poop--bat poop.

Old joke from the 60s:

Batman: "Robin, the Batmobile is out of fuel!"

Robin: "Holy Aminoguanidine Bicarbonate, Batman, what are we going to do now?"

(Aminoguanidine Bicarbonate is the active explosive ingredient in bat-poop. The stuff the Army uses for explosives and gunpowder. My mother worked as a purchaser for an Army munitions factory years ago, and bought the stuff by the truckload.)

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Response to lastlib (Reply #2)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 12:11 PM

5. I had no idea...fascinating.

People actually collect and sell bat poop?????

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 09:48 AM

3. How crazy can one be?

Try this-take a poop while hanging naked from the ceiling....

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Response to catnhatnh (Reply #3)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 12:10 PM

4. naked and upside down, yet.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 01:17 PM

6. Actually, bats poop downside up

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 01:38 PM

7. George Carlin, maybe?

Cheech and Chong?

I dunno.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 03:07 PM

8. Are all Bulls liars?

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 03:12 PM

9. Dunno, I'm guano go google it...brb. nt

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 03:12 PM

10. A question for the ages ...

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 06:49 PM

11. All the other ones were already taken?



-- Mal

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 06:56 PM

12. Apeshit used to be the standard, no more I guess

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 07:07 PM

13. Used to be apeshit.

'Charlie just went apeshit when he found out he was being audited.'

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Response to trof (Reply #13)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 10:59 PM

14. Apeshit always had the connotation of being wildly angry

but I have only heard batshit in terms of being crazy.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #14)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 11:21 PM

15. Michele Bachmann's eyes being the prime example

Along with everything that comes out of her mouth.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #14)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 09:52 AM

17. true

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:31 AM

16. Batshit gets the cool name

"guano." Doesn't sound so bad that way.

Bear shit gets the label "scat." Also a nice euphemism.


That reminds me of an old joke:

A bear is taking a shit in the woods one day and it's messy. A rabbit hops along and notices things aren't going well.

"What's wrong?" the rabbit asks the struggling bear.

"Do you ever have shit stick to your fur? Happens to me all the time," the bear says.

"Nope, that's never a problem for me," the rabbit replies.

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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