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ellisonz

(27,711 posts)
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 04:51 PM Dec 2011

Oregon man held after Star Wars light saber attack at Toys R Us

December 15, 2011 | 12:28 pm

With pepper sprayings of shoppers at Wal-Mart and shots fired in retail parking lots on Black Friday, would anyone have lifted an eyebrow to see a man running amok with a Star Wars light saber in an Oregon Toys R Us?

The incident occurred shortly before 10 p.m. Wednesday, Portland police said in a report, when a man wielding a toy light saber of the kind favored by the Rebel Alliance began swinging it at fellow customers. He had assaulted at least three people before moving into the parking lot -- as customers grabbed their cellphones and called police.

"Officers arrived and attempted to take the suspect into custody, but he continued to swing the light saber and was yelling incoherent statements," officers said in their report. One officer was able to hit the man with his Taser, but the suspect then broke the Taser wire with his light saber -- at which point officers grabbed him and wrestled him to the ground.

The man, identified as David Canterbury, 33, of Hillsboro, was cited for assault, disorderly conduct, theft, resisting arrest and interfering with a police officer -- but all enforcement is on hold while he is given a hospital mental health evaluation.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011/12/star-wars-light-saber-attack-portland-oregon.html

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Oregon man held after Star Wars light saber attack at Toys R Us (Original Post) ellisonz Dec 2011 OP
my coworker and I are dying laughing at this part OriginalGeek Dec 2011 #1
Best line from the release..... Tripper11 Dec 2011 #2
I guess he couldn't wait for his copy of SW:TOR on Dec. 20th ! nt steve2470 Dec 2011 #3
The Dark Side I sense in him. HopeHoops Dec 2011 #4

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
1. my coworker and I are dying laughing at this part
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 04:58 PM
Dec 2011
One officer was able to hit the man with his Taser, but the suspect then broke the Taser wire with his light saber

We probably should be more concerned with this poor guy's mental health but we lol'd anyway.

Tripper11

(4,338 posts)
2. Best line from the release.....
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 05:48 PM
Dec 2011

"None of the victims of the light saber assault required medical attention at the scene. "

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