O.K., this is a call-out to you Lounge cat people: What am I supposed to do

[UTUSN]

when I get home and CATS have *either* tracked their paws all over my vehicle. OR, as in right now, there's a beautiful, long-haired, white-haired-tinged with grey highlights a-hole CAT on my roof/shingles?!1

I lifted my chihuahua up to the roof level and the CAT ran up/off the peak/roof part/thing/whatever.


So, the problem is: that danged ARROGANCE, like how-DARE-that-danged-CAT type of thing going on!1

[KT2000]

1. just their very presence

keeps the mice away. They should be charging you!!

[UTUSN]

2. & it's like, I'm going, like, "What?!1" & my Chihuahua & mini-Dachsund are going, like, "What?!1"

and I go, like, WTF?!1, and then they go, like, "Right?!1" And then we all go, like, "Isn't this unbelievable (or incredible)?!1"

It's just INCREDIBLE!1

[siligut]

3. Your chihuahua is slacking

You had to lift him up? Gads, bud, you would be better off with a cat, they don't slouch

[UTUSN]

5. Whose side are you ON?!1 n/t

[A Simple Game]

4. Wow you are lucky.

My 8lb. cat fights with my 80lb. dog all the time, and doesn't lose. If he were on the roof when you put your chihuahua up there, he would have eaten half and thrown the other half off the roof at you. Then he would have sat there cleaning his teeth with a (real) dog bone and dared you to come up!

[emilyg]

8. LOL Truth.

[siligut]

6. So sorry to expose you to a basic fact of life

I didn't want to expose the doggie, but the complicity in this scenario is undeniable.

[UTUSN]

7. I'm chuckling because my secret is that I love *all* animals. n/t

[dimbear]

9. Those suggestions aren't constructive. Here's what to do:

tear off your shingle roof and replace it with hot tin.

[Ineeda]

10. DUZY!! n/t