Tue Dec 29, 2015, 03:18 PM
BlueMTexpat (14,787 posts)
Man killed by exploding condom machine in Germany
This is about as off-topic as I can find. Not a pretty Christmas story, though.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/man-dies-after-blowing-up-condom-machine-while-trying-to-rob-it-on-christmas-day-a6788411.html A man in Germany has died after blowing up a condom machine in an apparent robbery attempt on Christmas Day.
The 29-year-old man was hit in the head by a piece of metal from the machine as he attempted to take cover from the explosion. He was accompanied by two other men who escaped the explosion and fled the scene in a car, leaving money, condoms and the pieces of the vending machine scattered in their wake. ... The two men then attempted to tell hospital staff their friend had injured his head by falling down the stairs, but staff grew suspicious of the story and called police.
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Author | Time | Post |
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BlueMTexpat | Dec 2015 | OP |
eppur_se_muova | Dec 2015 | #1 | |
Gidney N Cloyd | Dec 2015 | #3 | |
pinboy3niner | Dec 2015 | #4 | |
Gidney N Cloyd | Dec 2015 | #5 | |
pinboy3niner | Dec 2015 | #14 | |
BlueMTexpat | Dec 2015 | #11 | |
jmowreader | Dec 2015 | #2 | |
rug | Dec 2015 | #6 | |
Generic Brad | Dec 2015 | #7 | |
davidpdx | Dec 2015 | #8 | |
BlueMTexpat | Dec 2015 | #9 | |
BlueMTexpat | Dec 2015 | #10 | |
sarge43 | Dec 2015 | #12 | |
kairos12 | Dec 2015 | #13 | |
rurallib | Dec 2015 | #15 | |
ohnoyoudidnt | Dec 2015 | #16 | |
Kennah | Dec 2015 | #17 |
Response to BlueMTexpat (Original post)
Tue Dec 29, 2015, 04:42 PM
eppur_se_muova (32,527 posts)
1. He was just testing them for leaks. nt
Response to eppur_se_muova (Reply #1)
Tue Dec 29, 2015, 06:11 PM
Gidney N Cloyd (17,907 posts)
3. Sounds like a stretch.
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Response to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #3)
Tue Dec 29, 2015, 06:14 PM
pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)
4. I see you still have an inflated opinion of yourself
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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #4)
Tue Dec 29, 2015, 06:18 PM
Gidney N Cloyd (17,907 posts)
5. PS: I?
Response to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #5)
Wed Dec 30, 2015, 03:51 PM
pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)
14. Ha!
I was a little slow picking up on that one.
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Response to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #3)
Wed Dec 30, 2015, 07:30 AM
BlueMTexpat (14,787 posts)
11. DUzy-worth, IMO! eom
Response to BlueMTexpat (Original post)
Tue Dec 29, 2015, 04:48 PM
jmowreader (44,545 posts)
2. He would have been better off blowing up a cigarette machine
Cigarettes are expensive. Condoms are not. If you're going to go to all the trouble to build a homemade bomb in Germany where you can't get bomb-making ingredients at every corner store, you should endeavor to get the most buck for your bang.
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Response to BlueMTexpat (Original post)
Tue Dec 29, 2015, 06:18 PM
rug (82,333 posts)
6. He must have gotten the paternity results back.
Response to BlueMTexpat (Original post)
Tue Dec 29, 2015, 08:22 PM
Generic Brad (13,042 posts)
7. Bet he won't try that again
And let that be a lesson to the rest of you kids!
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Response to BlueMTexpat (Original post)
Tue Dec 29, 2015, 10:50 PM
davidpdx (22,000 posts)
8. Hey BlueMTexpat
Please come on over to the Americans Abroad group and say hi:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1009350 |
Response to davidpdx (Reply #8)
Wed Dec 30, 2015, 07:28 AM
BlueMTexpat (14,787 posts)
9. Thanks for the link! I will.
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Response to BlueMTexpat (Original post)
Wed Dec 30, 2015, 07:29 AM
BlueMTexpat (14,787 posts)
10. I found this story on Facebook.
Some of the FB comments really cracked me up.
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Response to BlueMTexpat (Original post)
Wed Dec 30, 2015, 08:53 AM
sarge43 (27,526 posts)
12. Now that's a word combination you don't see every day. n/t
Response to BlueMTexpat (Original post)
Wed Dec 30, 2015, 10:29 AM
kairos12 (9,827 posts)
13. The machine condomed him to death.
Response to BlueMTexpat (Original post)
Wed Dec 30, 2015, 09:11 PM
rurallib (56,185 posts)
15. condoms fail to protect man from bad blow job?
I got nothing
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Response to rurallib (Reply #15)
Wed Dec 30, 2015, 10:30 PM
ohnoyoudidnt (1,858 posts)
16. I hear they're not 100% effective. nt
Response to BlueMTexpat (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2015, 12:01 AM
Kennah (8,522 posts)