I just figured out why my phone has a feminine voice

[Nuclear Unicorn]

I always thought it was because female voices are considered soothing and nurturing. You know, marketing stuff.

Then I tried the new AI and it said, "Listening" and I'm like, "Oh yeah. Nobody would believe that if a man had said it."

[NewJeffCT]

1. No, if a man said he was listening

he would pretend he was listening, but not really pay attention.

[rug]

2. My phone has a male voice. The only thing it can tell me is where to get beer.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Where can I get a phone like that?

[rug]

5. It won't tell me.

Oh, well . . . . .

[pinboy3niner]

6. Never mind. I found a phone that DELIVERS beer.

It's Top Secret. I'd tell you about it but then I'd have to...well, you know.

[edgineered]

4. Being a man, of course I never get lost. But,

in those rare instances where they have moved entire counties, cities, industrial parks, etc, I always ask a woman. The reason is simple. I do not know where Jim's dog got hit last year, nor do I know which is the biggest mailbox on the road. Taking a left when I see Publix is much easier.

[trof]

7. I think thayahs A Mainah schtick about that.

"Go down to whayah the town cut down the big oak tree last yeeah and take a left.
It's right next to whayah the bayuhs used to hang out at night at the dumpstah befoah they moved it."

[malthaussen]

8. You must know Pittsburgh Dad:

-- Mal

[edgineered]

9. Perfect, right down to taking the kids past the safari! nt