unopened pistachios - toss 'em or try to get into their tasty insides?

[Liberal_in_LA]

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Squirrels chew through the shells...

are we less than squirrels?

[Liberal_in_LA]

3. teeth-wise we are less than squirrels

[Kali]

2. the boss around here is a blue and gold macaw

those are his.

[Liberal_in_LA]

4. ha ha... I bet they are

[NV Whino]

5. A pair of pliers works wonders

[2naSalit]

6. That's what I use on those buggers. nt

[Iggo]

10. Yep. Pliers. (n/t)

[surrealAmerican]

7. There's always a way to get into them ...

... if you want them enough.

[Tom Kitten]

8. Plant them!

Soon you'll have a nice pistachio tree and all the pistachios you'll ever need! No more going to the store and paying six bucks for 8 ounces!

[pinboy3niner]

9. I love it when the trees grow those colored shells

With the pistachios already split and pre-salted!

[PassingFair]

11. I had a customer who was a practical joker.... he collected the unopened pistachios...

...until he had enough to fill a gift bag, which he emptied and replaced
with the unopened ones, which he gave to his in-laws as a stocking stuffer
at Christmas.

[Liberal_in_LA]

12. lol. cruel joke