332 people are running for president according to the FEC

[davidpdx]

Which is the following candidates would you vote on based on their name only (no Googling names, that's cheating):

h/t: Maddow Blog

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	LIMBERBUTT MCUBBINS
	0 (0%)
	RYAN JOSEPH QUINTON PERERA
	0 (0%)
	DEAN ALAN CAPONE
	0 (0%)
	PRINCESS KHADIJAH M PRES JACOB-FAMBRO
	0 (0%)
	WANDA GAYLE DUCKWALD
	0 (0%)
	MORRISON MCKELVY DONPASSE
	0 (0%)
	PAUL BENJAMIN-DIELMAN CANNADAY
	0 (0%)
	ANGELO YOSHANNAH SCRIGNA
	0 (0%)
	KINS JEROBOAN
	1 (100%)
	PRESIDENT EMPEROR CAESAR
	0 (0%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[kentauros]

1. What? No Slut Bunwalla?

I'm disappointed with the imagination of some Americans. At the very least, I should be able to vote for Klingybun Fistelvase.

[davidpdx]

2. Lumberbutt, Capone, and a princess

You didn't find any of those interesting?

[kentauros]

3. I'll give you "Lumberbutt"

but the rest are rather lame. Plus, I often see "Princess" used by some hip-hop singers, so it's rather 'normal.'

Now, if they'd used "Priestess", "Sorceress", or "Succubus" I'd have have given them a thumbs up for creativity

[lovemydog]

10. I got your joke!

It's in your sig!

[kentauros]

13. What's even better,

is that I "think" we used to have a member named "SlutBunwalla" here

[lovemydog]

15. Oh my gosh.

[hunter]

4. I'm expecting a 7 foot long penis-shaped sofa to seek the Republican nomination any day now...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026633331

[derby378]

5. "President Emperor Caesar?" Hope he's a Kubrick fan

Spartacus Film Night at my place!!

[csziggy]

8. So when he wins he will be President President Emperor Caesar?

Why, that rolls right off the tongue!

[kentauros]

14. or President PEC

with the likely nickname of "Pecker"

[olddots]

6. I'm for Wanda

she is so fiesty .

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. There's something fishy about Wanda. nt

[Art_from_Ark]

9. My write-in candidate is Vermin Supreme

For a real mayoral cadidate, though, it would be hard to beat "Adam Fire Cat"

http://www.uatrav.com/news/article_de8bd0cf-ecea-5074-afdf-c6c213061bd6.html

[lovemydog]

11. I went with the Princess.

I shudder to hear of her political views.

[davidpdx]

12. Who knows, maybe she'll give everyone a pony

I just couldn't pass up making fun of a long time DU meme.

[lovemydog]

16. That would be nice. I was afraid she'd be a gun-humping

warmonger.

[davidpdx]

17. Still time to vote?