Wayward bull gets frisky with cars near Hawthorne

[KamaAina]

Florida, of course.

http://www.gainesville.com/article/20150427/ARTICLES/150429689

A wayward bull was looking for love in all the wrong places Monday morning, damaging cars belonging to a Hawthorne-area resident and an Alachua County Sheriff’s deputy.

ASO spokesman Art Forgey said deputies were called to a neighborhood in a rural stretch of Northeast 12th Avenue north of Hawthorne at about 9:15 a.m. and found the bull charging at people.

No one was hurt. Sonia Holder said she called ASO about the bull after she peered out the window of her Hawthorne home and noticed the beefy animal munching on the corn in her garden and then mounting her car. An ASO squad car arrived moments later and the bull mounted it, too.

"Oh, he was definitely looking for more than just charging the car," Holder said Monday afternoon. "He thought the same of my vehicle, too."

Must have been a Ford Taurus.

[pinboy3niner]

1. Somebody gave him a bum steer

[KamaAina]

6. That ain't no steer!

[pinboy3niner]

7. So he herd, later

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. So what do you write on the insurance claim form?

"Bull tried to hump the car"? or maybe "Bull made sweet, sweet love to my vehicle?"

[KamaAina]

3. "Carjackoff"?

[DamnYankeeInHouston]

5. ^^ Duzy ^^

[pinboy3niner]

4. They could charge the bull (ironically)

But remember: To err is human; to forgive, bovine.

[NV Whino]

8. That bull was pretty damned horny to hump a police car

Really, click on the link. It's worth it.

[KamaAina]

9. And he's black!

He's lucky to be alive!

[csziggy]

10. Art Forgey? I thought I was reading The Onion! n/t

[hunter]

11. "A bull interacts with an Alachua County Sheriff's Office patrol car..."

Interacts? Interacts?

Is that what they call it?