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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsToday's Scriptural lesson comes from the Book of Onan
http://notthebible.8m.com/b4.htmAND when the Lord saw that Onan heeded not the words of her wherein he should place his seed, the Lord determined to slay Onan, as an example to His people and to stop the terrible waste of seed. Yet Onan repented not; and even at the moment of his death, he grasped his manliness, and crying out with a great voice, said "I'm coming God! Oh God, I'm coming!"
AND HE SPILLED HIS SEED UPON THE GROUND!
AND HE SPILLED HIS SEED UPON THE GROUND!
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Today's Scriptural lesson comes from the Book of Onan (Original Post)
jmowreader
Apr 2015
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pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)1. Fapulous!
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)2. Dorothy Parker had a pet parakeet she named Onan
Because he spilled his seed upon the ground.
jmowreader
(50,451 posts)3. Onan is the patron saint of portable electric power, don'tcha know?
He must be; why else would you name a generator manufacturer after him?
eppur_se_muova
(36,227 posts)7. Ah, the inimitable Ms. Parker. nt
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)4. Is this from the Onanion?
jmowreader
(50,451 posts)5. It's from Tony Hendra's "Not the Bible"
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)6. I know but I wanted to make an Onion/Onanion joke.