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Tue Mar 3, 2015, 09:23 PM

IF Airlines sold Paint - a reprise

this has been around for a while but maybe some haven't seen it. It's a pretty good comment on airline ticket pricing.. enjoy..

http://people.freebsd.org/~peter/airlines.txt

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?

Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things.

Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price?

Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gallon, and we have 60 different
prices up to $200 a gallon.

Customer: What's the difference in the paint?

Clerk: Oh, there isn't any difference; it's all the same paint.



-- go to link to read whole 'bit'...

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Response to Bill USA (Original post)

Tue Mar 3, 2015, 09:34 PM

1. ROFL! Thanks for posting!

I'm going to print & pass it around!

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Response to LiberalElite (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 3, 2015, 09:38 PM

2. ROFL is right. THat's where I end up when I read it -- gasping for air!

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