The coolest week of my life is sadly coming to an end tomorrow.

[Glassunion]

1. I was chauffeured around for the week
2. I had personal security following me everywhere
3. 4 cities visited
4. I did not have to pay for anything
5. Falling down stairs really hurts
6. Fireworks in a waste basket is the most awesome way to wake up a drummer
7. I learned a cool new use for Vasoline
8. Dutch people are awesome
9. Some women need to learn that no means no
10. Frozen lakes are F$ing COLD!
11. I'm too old for this shit

[Liberal_in_LA]

1. ?? about #4 and # 7

[krispos42]

2. Can you sent the women that don't know that "no" means "no" to me? n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. #5 ouch!

#3 was Amsterdam on of them?

#7 do tell...

[Glassunion]

5. Fire...

[Glassunion]

6. We were in the US.

The roadies and lead guitar were all Dutch.

There was a lady in the front row of one of the shows. She was trying to get the attention of the other guitarist. The bouncer kept telling her to stop reaching up onto the stage. At one point she grabbed the cuffs of his pants and would not let go. The look on his face was like a zebra caught in the jaws of a lion. He tried to back away from her grasp, however when he did so he started to fall backwards while she still clung to the cuffs of his pants. Needless to say she got bounced very quickly.

[mysuzuki2]

4. With respect to the women,

I'm 63. No actually means, "I'd really like to but why don't you give me a call next week and I might be ready again."

[RedCloud]

7. knock knock

Who's there?
Amsterdam
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam door before I come in here and get you, you Zuider Zee drainer