Hahahaha

[warrior1]

I just saw a grown man on the other side of our street cleaning his dog's rear-end with a tissue. He loves his dog.

It just kind of struck me funny.

[NYC_SKP]

1. It's called love, I tell my friends who "date" a lot...

That once they decide to find someone to settle down with find someone willing to wipe your ass and change you depends, cuz it might come down to that.

You're right, the dude loves his dog.

[HopeHoops]

2. Trust me. I've had to deal with dingleberries. They're not fun.

[Ikonoklast]

3. But what about your dog?

[HopeHoops]

4. Oh yeah, they just LOVE that! Especially when it's so bad you need the garden hose.

There's just SOMETHING about a high-pressure stream of cold water blasting their assholes that they don't like. I haven't figured it out.

[geardaddy]

5. Maybe try warm water.

[HopeHoops]

6. Out of a garden hose? Actually, I did do that with my dog in NH (who rests in peace there now).

This is a dog that would die from a fatal dingleberry if she was lost in the woods. They completely incapacitated her. She was a long-hair and seemed to have some sort of molecular-level attraction between her hair and dingleberries. I loved her, but damn were those dingleberries a problem - and usually when I was already running late for work.

"Why were you late today, traffic?"

"No, a dingleberry."