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Wed Sep 17, 2014, 04:54 PM

A Frenchman, a Scot and a teabagger walk into a bar

The bartender asks the Frenchman what he'll have.

"A RW."
'What's that?'
"A red wine."

Then the Scot...
"A WW."
'White wine?'
"No sir. Whisky and water."

And finally the teabagger, who sits and thinks for a bit...
"I'll have a fifteen."
'And what the hell is THAT?'
"A seven-and-seven."

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Reply A Frenchman, a Scot and a teabagger walk into a bar (Original post)
jmowreader Sep 2014 OP
sakabatou Sep 2014 #1
KamaAina Sep 2014 #3
femmocrat Sep 2014 #4
Manifestor_of_Light Sep 2014 #5
Turbineguy Sep 2014 #2

Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Wed Sep 17, 2014, 05:15 PM

1. *scratches head*

I don't get it.

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Response to sakabatou (Reply #1)

Wed Sep 17, 2014, 05:23 PM

3. Seven and seven is fourteen, not fifteen

 

The teabagger is demonstrating what a he is.

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Response to sakabatou (Reply #1)

Wed Sep 17, 2014, 05:30 PM

4. A Seven and Seven is a cocktail.

It is made with Seagram's 7 whiskey and 7-Up.

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Response to femmocrat (Reply #4)

Wed Sep 17, 2014, 06:23 PM

5. Seven Crown is the cheap stuff.

My daddy drank VO (Very Old) Seagram's blended Canadian whisky.

The stuff ain't cheap. Mom threatened to leave him so he stopped drinking.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Wed Sep 17, 2014, 05:21 PM

2. That's about right.

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