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Sat Jun 7, 2014, 11:21 AM

An experienced teacher gave very detailed (and very inappropriate) directions.

A creative writing class was assigned to write a children's book. The teacher gave the class a list of topics not to use:

1. The Boy Who Died From Eating His Vegetables
2. Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share
3. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors; An "I Can Do It" Book
4. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
5. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
6. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
7. All Cats Go to Hell
8. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
9. Some Kittens can Fly
10. That's It! I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
11. Grandpa Gets a Casket
12. The Magical World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
13. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
14. The Pop Up Book of Human Anatomy
15. Strangers Have the Best Candy
16. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
17. You Were an Accident
18. Things Rich Kids Have That You Never Will
19. Pop Goes the Hamster and Other Great Microwave Games
20. The Man in the Moon is Satan
21. Your Nightmares Are Real
22. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
23. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
25. Places Where Parents Hide Neat Things
26. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
27. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
28. Making Grown-up Friends on the Internet
29. 101 fun Games to Play in the Road
30. Patty Went Splat (Don't Forget Your Seatbelt)
31. Bullies Deserve to Die
32. Go to Your Room; Mommy Has a New Baby to Love
33. I Dare You! 101 Challenges to Prove You Are Not a Sissy
34. Trixie Goes to the Big City

My personal favorites are Grandpa gets a Casket and Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

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DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 OP
WinkyDink Jun 2014 #1
Chan790 Jun 2014 #2
ohnoyoudidnt Jun 2014 #3
DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #4

Response to DamnYankeeInHouston (Original post)

Sat Jun 7, 2014, 11:38 AM

1. "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" is my fave!

 

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Response to DamnYankeeInHouston (Original post)

Sat Jun 7, 2014, 11:42 AM

2. "Strangers Have the Best Candy."

 

So so true though.

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Response to DamnYankeeInHouston (Original post)

Sat Jun 7, 2014, 11:45 AM

3. Dogs look really mad when they just want to play.

Pointing toy guns at cops.

What your mother does on the streets to pay the rent.

Delicious things to drink under the sink.

What happened to your real parents and who your fake ones really are.

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Response to ohnoyoudidnt (Reply #3)

Sat Jun 7, 2014, 12:19 PM

4. I teach young children so I have to add:

Mommy Is Never Coming Back
Toilets Eat Children

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