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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAn Amish farmer and the Teabagger...
An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand.
The farmer says, "Trinken nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen" (which means, Don't drink the water. The cows and the pigs have shit in it.).
The guy shouts back, "I'm a Teabagger, and this is America. I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you moron."
The farmer says, "Use two hands. You'll get more."
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An Amish farmer and the Teabagger... (Original Post)
liberal N proud
Feb 2012
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hamsterjill
(15,220 posts)1. Loved it!
n/t
geardaddy
(24,926 posts)2. A relative oldie, but a goodie!
blue neen
(12,319 posts)3. Priceless.
I really did laugh out loud!
WhoIsNumberNone
(7,875 posts)4. LOL. You should xpost in Humor
nolabear
(41,956 posts)5. Nice.
bigwillq
(72,790 posts)6. HA!
LOL
dimbear
(6,271 posts)7. Here's another hint. Don't drink the water anywhere outside in Alaska.
Just sayin.
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)8. Das ist gud!
I hope I spelled that right. Been some time since German class! But That Was Great!
Highway61
(2,568 posts)9. good one