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Have you been as busy as Florida Man this week?
27 March 2014: Florida Man points gun at teen he finds in stepdaughter's closet
27 March 2014: Florida Man accused of arranging child sex tours in Ecuador
27 March 2014: Florida Man breaks into bar
27 March 2014: Florida Man may take over Westboro Baptist Church
31 March 2014: Florida Man pleads guilty to poaching sea turtle eggs
1 April 2014: Florida Man inspires Plumas County residents to ‘Love Life’
1 April 2014: Florida Man Runs for Congress
1 April 2014: Florida Man recorded punching woman in drive-thru
1 April 2014: Florida Man gets Taco Bell TV ad
2 April 2014: Florida Man blacked out in car with Taco Bell burrito in hand
2 April 2014: Florida Man arrested
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| Right now, I'm in law school, studying night and day to become Florida Man's attorney | |
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| Yeah, ya gotta admit Florida Man works real hard. But I work smarter | |
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| Florida Man gets a lotta headlines, but I've actually been arrested more times | |
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Florida Man gets Taco Bell TV ad
Ronald McDonald lives off McGregor Boulevard in Fort Myers...And he's enjoying his gig as a paid spokesman for a fast-food giant — just not the one you think.
McDonald is one of 25 real-life Ronald McDonalds from around the country featured in a series of television and web ads promoting Taco Bell's new breakfast menu, which launched Thursday. In his commercial the Fort Myers McDonald...joins (a Ronald) McDonald from Vero Beach (also in Florida)...
Ronald McDonald lives off McGregor Boulevard in Fort Myers...And he's enjoying his gig as a paid spokesman for a fast-food giant — just not the one you think.
McDonald is one of 25 real-life Ronald McDonalds from around the country featured in a series of television and web ads promoting Taco Bell's new breakfast menu, which launched Thursday. In his commercial the Fort Myers McDonald...joins (a Ronald) McDonald from Vero Beach (also in Florida)...
Florida Man blacked out in car with Taco Bell burrito in hand
...Deputies say (Daniel) Hernandez was driving erratically, hitting a curb and swerving in and out of his lane. He then stopped about 50 feet from an intersection and stayed there for 15 minutes before deputies arrived to find him apparently unconscious, holding a Taco Bell burrito.
He was so far gone, deputies had to break in his driver-side window to retrieve him, according to the report. Even then, it took paramedics a few minutes to wake him up. His blood-alcohol level was twice the legal limit...
...Deputies say (Daniel) Hernandez was driving erratically, hitting a curb and swerving in and out of his lane. He then stopped about 50 feet from an intersection and stayed there for 15 minutes before deputies arrived to find him apparently unconscious, holding a Taco Bell burrito.
He was so far gone, deputies had to break in his driver-side window to retrieve him, according to the report. Even then, it took paramedics a few minutes to wake him up. His blood-alcohol level was twice the legal limit...
Flordia Man gets and loses paid endorsement in one day, LOL!
rocktivity
Florida Man Burns Down His Apartment to Kill the Bugs
http://gawker.com/florida-man-burns-down-his-apartment-to-kill-the-bugs-1560998406
Under the big bright yellow sun.
Florida Man killed son so he could play video games
rocktivity
(The) Citrus County...Sheriff’s Office says Cody Eugene Wygant, 24, is facing charges of 3rd degree murder and willful child neglect...(of) Daymeon Wygant, 1...
...Wygant confessed to suffocating the boy so he could continue playing Xbox video games...(He) put his hand over the child's mouth and nose "for 3-4 minutes" to stop him from crying...For five hours afterwards, investigators say Wygant played Xbox games and watched three episodes of the television show Fringe...
Wygant and his girlfriend also have a three-month-old daughter, who is in custody of the Department of Children and Families...Wygant has an extensive criminal history in California from trespassing to rape, but no previous arrests in Citrus County...
...Wygant confessed to suffocating the boy so he could continue playing Xbox video games...(He) put his hand over the child's mouth and nose "for 3-4 minutes" to stop him from crying...For five hours afterwards, investigators say Wygant played Xbox games and watched three episodes of the television show Fringe...
Wygant and his girlfriend also have a three-month-old daughter, who is in custody of the Department of Children and Families...Wygant has an extensive criminal history in California from trespassing to rape, but no previous arrests in Citrus County...
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