88 Thoughts Every Cat Owner Has Probably Had At Some Point
1. Why are you on my face?
2. I havent seen you in two weeks, how are you still eating the food I put out?
3. I wonder if you actually think the TV is a threat.
4. Why is your belly so much softer than the rest of you?
5. Do you think my outfit is cool? No, you dont care.
6. How can you be hungry, you just ate.
7. Do you even like me a little?
8. Aw, youre batting at my face
wait, where have those paws been?
9. Why do you smell like popcorn?
10. No, stop licking me.
11. Seriously there is no way you make that fridge-jump this time.
12. Those eyes.
13. How did you get in there?
14. You are DEFINITELY smarter than the average cat [as cat gets stuck in plastic bag].
15. Look at me!
16. NO SERIOUSLY LOOK AT ME!
17. Why wont you look at me????
18. Youre looking! (Instagrams)
19. You look lonely, should I get you a friend?
20. But what if you fight?
21. (Googles how many cats is too many cats)
22. Why are your paws like little hammers?
23. Why are you wailing, nothing is happening?
24. All you do is sleep and clean yourself, why do you smell so bad?
25. How are you not bald, there is so much fur on the ground.
26. There is so much fur on my bed.
27. There is so much fur on my clothes.
28. I am literally living in a house of fur, with fur drapes and fur carpet.
29. But you are SO CUTE.
30. Why wont you eat the lower third of your bowl of food?
31. Whats wrong with the water in your water bowl?
32. I would not drink the water in your bowl.
33. Oh my God I forgot to refill the water in your bowl.
34. You hate me, dont you?
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