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charlie and algernon

(13,447 posts)
Wed Apr 2, 2014, 04:01 PM Apr 2014

88 Thoughts Every Cat Owner Has Probably Had At Some Point

1. Why are you on my face?
2. I haven’t seen you in two weeks, how are you still eating the food I put out?
3. I wonder if you actually think the TV is a threat.
4. Why is your belly so much softer than the rest of you?
5. Do you think my outfit is cool? No, you don’t care.
6. How can you be hungry, you just ate.
7. Do you even like me a little?
8. Aw, you’re batting at my face… wait, where have those paws been?
9. Why do you smell like popcorn?
10. No, stop licking me.
11. Seriously there is no way you make that fridge-jump this time.
12. Those eyes.
13. How did you get in there?
14. You are DEFINITELY smarter than the average cat [as cat gets stuck in plastic bag].
15. Look at me!
16. NO SERIOUSLY LOOK AT ME!
17. Why won’t you look at me????
18. You’re looking! (Instagrams)
19. You look lonely, should I get you a friend?
20. But what if you fight?
21. (Googles “how many cats is too many cats”)
22. Why are your paws like little hammers?
23. Why are you wailing, nothing is happening?
24. All you do is sleep and clean yourself, why do you smell so bad?
25. How are you not bald, there is so much fur on the ground.
26. There is so much fur on my bed.
27. There is so much fur on my clothes.
28. I am literally living in a house of fur, with fur drapes and fur carpet.
29. But you are SO CUTE.
30. Why won’t you eat the lower third of your bowl of food?
31. What’s wrong with the water in your water bowl?
32. I would not drink the water in your bowl.
33. Oh my God I forgot to refill the water in your bowl.
34. You hate me, don’t you?

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88 Thoughts Every Cat Owner Has Probably Had At Some Point (Original Post) charlie and algernon Apr 2014 OP
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