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packman

(16,296 posts)
Mon Jan 13, 2014, 02:34 PM Jan 2014

Let the Puns begin

There’s a Man Sexually Harassing Women With Swiss Cheese in Philadelphia
It would be Gouda if they catch this guy, he sounds like a Muenster! Bridgeghazi: Never Forget!!11!!!!11Weird • 20 hours, 8 minutes ago • Views: 232
This is a little scary and a little sad.


The thing that makes him slightly different from other perverts is that he “displays a piece of sliced Swiss cheese and offers to pay the women to put the cheese on his penis and perform sexual acts on him using it

Read more at http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/304776_Theres_a_Man_Sexually_Harassin#KRwGKhPo07qVFtOX.99

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Let the Puns begin (Original Post) packman Jan 2014 OP
littlegreenfootballs.com? ew... cyberswede Jan 2014 #1
LittleGreenfootballs has seen the light packman Jan 2014 #3
I'll trust you. cyberswede Jan 2014 #4
It was at least two years ago. Bucky Jan 2014 #5
Charlie Johnson (LGF) didn't become a liberal Brother Buzz Jan 2014 #13
That makes a lot more sense Bucky Jan 2014 #18
A Philadelphian harassing women with SWISS cheese? That's disgusting! rocktivity Jan 2014 #2
I always wondered how those holes got there lame54 Jan 2014 #6
Regular Swiss or Lorraine Paulie Jan 2014 #16
baby swiss. BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2014 #22
Police investigators say it's a tough queso to cracker. nt pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #7
oy Enrique Jan 2014 #20
Hopefully he doesn't go Blue Velveeta next. bluesbassman Jan 2014 #8
Cheesus Christ. Vashta Nerada Jan 2014 #9
He curd be just another poor victim of the Velveeta shortage pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #10
Sweet dreams are made of cheese dipsydoodle Jan 2014 #11
OH- packman Jan 2014 #12
I wonder whey he does this LiberalEsto Jan 2014 #14
Emmental everyone what you did here. WinkyDink Jan 2014 #15
Only thing worse than a lobster on your piano SirRevolutionary Jan 2014 #17
One would think it would be a woman chasing men around with Swiss KamaAina Jan 2014 #19
he calls it Enrique Jan 2014 #21
Quite a bit of cheddar on this thread about the incident SkatmanRoth Jan 2014 #23
How dairy!!! pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #24
so he wants sex with cheese on his sausage? lastlib Jan 2014 #25
String cheese BlueStreak Jan 2014 #26
 

packman

(16,296 posts)
3. LittleGreenfootballs has seen the light
Mon Jan 13, 2014, 03:06 PM
Jan 2014

MANY, MANY months ago the blog denounced its Repukes ways and is now a progressive, liberal site. The blog owner took a lot of shit from the right-wing in his changing outlook. He just couldn't stomach what was going on.
Look at the site, you might be surprised -

Bucky

(53,928 posts)
5. It was at least two years ago.
Mon Jan 13, 2014, 03:25 PM
Jan 2014

I still don't get it, tho. I mean, he was embarrassed by conservatives and Teapers, so he became a liberal? What the hell? There's all kinds of freaks and goofballs on our side of the aisle. That doesn't make me want to become a wingnut. How does the fact that some conservatives are patently insane and recklessly irresponsible make someone give up their ideology about, say, welfare reform or the inheritence tax?

It seems flaky to me.

Brother Buzz

(36,356 posts)
13. Charlie Johnson (LGF) didn't become a liberal
Mon Jan 13, 2014, 05:18 PM
Jan 2014

Essentially he attempted to shift the conservative goalposts to a realistic position. I've noticed he's been backsliding on a few issues lately; a leopard can't change its spots.


For the people that missed his seminal piece:



Why I Parted Ways With The Right


By Charles Johnson
30 November, 2009

1. Support for fascists, both in America (see: Pat Buchanan, Robert Stacy McCain, etc.) and in Europe (see: Vlaams Belang, BNP, SIOE, Pat Buchanan, etc.)

2. Support for bigotry, hatred, and white supremacism (see: Pat Buchanan, Ann Coulter, Robert Stacy McCain, Lew Rockwell, etc.)

3. Support for throwing women back into the Dark Ages, and general religious fanaticism (see: Operation Rescue, anti-abortion groups, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, Tony Perkins, the entire religious right, etc.)

4. Support for anti-science bad craziness (see: creationism, climate change denialism, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, James Inhofe, etc.)

5. Support for homophobic bigotry (see: Sarah Palin, Dobson, the entire religious right, etc.)

6. Support for anti-government lunacy (see: tea parties, militias, Fox News, Glenn Beck, etc.)

7. Support for conspiracy theories and hate speech (see: Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Birthers, creationists, climate deniers, etc.)

8. A right-wing blogosphere that is almost universally dominated by raging hate speech (see: Hot Air, Free Republic, Ace of Spades, etc.)

9. Anti-Islamic bigotry that goes far beyond simply criticizing radical Islam, into support for fascism, violence, and genocide (see: Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, etc.)

10. Hatred for President Obama that goes far beyond simply criticizing his policies, into racism, hate speech, and bizarre conspiracy theories (see: witch doctor pictures, tea parties, Birthers, Michelle Malkin, Fox News, World Net Daily, Newsmax, and every other right wing source)

And much, much more. The American right wing has gone off the rails, into the bushes, and off the cliff.

I won’t be going over the cliff with them.

Bucky

(53,928 posts)
18. That makes a lot more sense
Tue Jan 14, 2014, 05:57 PM
Jan 2014

LGF still is an acronym for tossing handgrenades at the unsuspecting. He still seems like the kind of person who can be reasonably argued with. That's what I expect from Republicans. They don't have to convert, just grow up and take responsibility for their policy ideas.

rocktivity

(44,571 posts)
2. A Philadelphian harassing women with SWISS cheese? That's disgusting!
Mon Jan 13, 2014, 02:46 PM
Jan 2014

It's always cheesy in Philadelphia -- CREAM cheesy! How disloyal can you get?

All right, I'm leaving...


rocktivity

P.S. The Eleventh Annual "You Call This NEWS?" Awards are posted.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
10. He curd be just another poor victim of the Velveeta shortage
Mon Jan 13, 2014, 04:47 PM
Jan 2014

It's a tragic situation any way you slice it.

dipsydoodle

(42,239 posts)
11. Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Mon Jan 13, 2014, 05:00 PM
Jan 2014

Who am I to diss a brie.
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese.
Everybody's lookin' for stilton.

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
19. One would think it would be a woman chasing men around with Swiss
Tue Jan 14, 2014, 06:04 PM
Jan 2014

as long as they were repukes, had bad toupees, or their shirts open down to their navels.

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