Not "calling out" DUers, but...when you post Zombie "advice" threads, ZOMBIES ARE READING THEM TOO

[Amerigo Vespucci]

When you post threads sharing ideas about the best ways to defend yourself in a Zombie attack, ZOMBIES ARE READING THESE THREADS TOO. They probably read other threads on DU too, but they BOOKMARK the Zombie threads.

They might even be sending you "advice," like "send more cops" or "send more paramedics."

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It's THE INTERNET, people! Use a little common sense.

[libodem]

1. As a concerned

Citizen, I implore you to heed the message. Zombies could be lurking in the hide-a-thread, section.

[Angry Dragon]

2. Zombies eat brains

That does not mean they have any
and even if they did it does not mean they use them

Have you ever seen a Zombie read??

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. Yes, I attended San Jose State University

I was surrounded by them.

[Baclava]

3. That's the movies - - real zombies can't read...duh

Zombie sympathizers might read this stuff though....probably keep their relatives in a barn after they turn, and feed them too.

[libodem]

4. Brainiacs

Are all over DU are enticing those brain eaters to our gourmet site. They know they would starve at FR.

[NewJeffCT]

6. OK - I'm reporting this thread as a callout