Pantsless Dad Wore Fake Breasts, Crashed Car

[marmar]

A Seattle man who crashed his car while high on meth, pantsless and wearing fake breasts was sentenced Friday.

Jonathan Harty, 31, will serve 29 months in jail for the April 20 incident, during which he crashed into 3 vehicles at 100 mph on a Seattle highway, KOMO News reported.

Harty's two daughters, ages 4 and 6, were in the car when the crashes occurred. Harty had put them in the car at around 11:30 p.m., telling them he was taking them to a toy store.

Police noted they found a full bottle of urine and a pair of panties by Harty's feet. Arresting officers also noted that Harty stated he was having a dream that he was in a car crash. ......................(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/jonathan-harty-pantsless-meth-crash_n_3935893.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

[NYC_SKP]

1. I wish I had a dollar for every time I've seen this happen.

Then I'd have a dollar.



I wonder how many different fantasies he was working on when that happened. I can't imagine a single fantasy that, well, "rich and colorful"!

[LiberalEsto]

2. How did he escape from Florida?

Lax security in the Sunshine State?

[Nevernose]

3. I just assumed he started in Florida

And got caught later. "Because Florida" is a more believable reason than "because I took the bottle of urine from home."

[RedCloud]

4. I hope his young daughters can forget the horrible crashes and fake boobies.

[KurtNYC]

5. What kind of toy store is open at 11:30 PM ?

..oh wait...never mind...

(Seriously, his 3rd DUI -- that seems like 2 too many. I hope his daughters are okay.)

[Wait Wut]

6. Those poor girls.

I have a lot more to say, but I need to step away from this post before I fucking say something I'll regret.

I'll just leave it at; Fucking loser fuck, I hope your daughters recover from this you selfish piece of shit.