The Will To Survive

[Gidney N Cloyd]

Six celebrities named Will are in a sinking boat. You can't ask them how the hell they all got in the same sinking boat in the first place but you can save one-- and only one-- of them.

Who will it be? And why?

4 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Will Arnett
	1 (25%)
	Will Ferrell
	1 (25%)
	Will Forte
	0 (0%)
	will.i.am
	1 (25%)
	Will Sasso
	0 (0%)
	Will Smith
	1 (25%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[NYC_SKP]

1. For Obvious Reasons...

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[antiquie]

2. Wil Wheaton.

Aside from Will Smith, who are those Wills?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

13. Sorry, no "Wil"s in the boat. Wills only.

[nomorenomore08]

3. I almost chose Sasso out of childhood "MAD TV" nostalgia. But Ferrell has the more solid

body of work.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

4. I thought Smith was great...

...in Enemy of the State.

[LWolf]

5. Other:

Will Grayson

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. Which one?

[LWolf]

7. Either...Both! nt

[RedCloud]

8. will. i. am going to tell you which one I voted for if everybody would just...

Shut up
Just shut up
Shut up [3x]
Shut it up, just shut up
Shut up
Just shut up
Shut up [3x]
Shut it up, just shut up

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. William Shatner, BABY !!

[Xyzse]

11. Oh snap... If he's there..

Even if I suggested it would be a death match, I will save "Captain, My Captain".(Even if I give the edge to Picard)

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

12. Thank you, Captain Jerk :rofl:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

14. Sorry, no "William"s in the boat. Wills only.

[Xyzse]

10. I give it a Pass.

Since no matter if I choose, they would fight it out.

So now that I have established it is a celebrity death match.

I'd give the edge to Will Smith has the edge due to fitness unless he gets flattened by Will Sasso. Will Ferrell is a marathoner, so he may be ahead.

[Kaleva]

15. Will Sasso for this reason

When Will was part of the "Mad TV" show, he acted as a interviewer at a real red carpet event. When Will asked Laurence Fishburne who the biggest loser there was, Laurence replied "You are." The look on Will's face was priceless and he couldn't come up with a snappy reply

[Gidney N Cloyd]

16. Looks like a come from behind victory for Will Smith!

And no love for Will Forte.

[OriginalGeek]

17. I love Forte, Arnett and Farrell

I like Sasso and Smith even.


I'm afraid we'd all drown while I pondered who to save.

[pinboy3niner]

18. Well, Smith IS the Sharkslayer and can save the others

While MacGruber would just get everybody blown up.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

19. Oops. Looks like some Ohio precincts came through for Ferrell overnight.

And one pity vote for Forte.

[Myrina]

20. Willem Dafoe. William DeVry. William Shakespeare.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

21. Nope. Nope. Nopers. "Will"s only in this boat.