God damned fruit flies in my scotch...

[opiate69]

Or as my wife calls them, "wine fairies"....

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. But, they are happy fruit flies.

[opiate69]

3. This is true.. though, sadly, I'm out of the good stuff.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. That's OK; how would you feel about fruit flies drinking your Glenlivet?

[opiate69]

5. Murderous lol

[mysuzuki2]

2. Don't worry, they don't drink much.

[opiate69]

8. Yeah, but after the two weeks I've had, fuck sharing lol

[onehandle]

6. Scoop. Drink. nt

[opiate69]

7. Damned skippy!

[In_The_Wind]

10. Bravo!

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[HipChick]

9. I read this as fruit flies in my crotch..

and wondered how they were getting there..

[opiate69]

11. Well.. you know.. I'm just that sweet! I know it's true cause my wife sez so!!

[cliffordu]

12. I hope it's not Laphroaig.

The little fuckers will want to fight mano-a-mano.....

[opiate69]

13. lol.. nope.. almost embarrassed to say..

Clan MacGregor...


My Aberlour ran out last week.

[cliffordu]

14. Damn. That's a tragedy.

[applegrove]

15. Lee Valley Tools has friut fly traps that

really work well. Maybe you could order some by catalogue from Canada.

[Major Nikon]

21. It's pretty easy to make your own

Take a small mason jar, poke some holes in the lid, fill halfway with apple cider vinegar and a few drops of dishwashing soap.

The vinegar smells like rotting fruit to the little bastards and they can't resist. The dishwashing soap breaks the surface tension and causes them to sink and drown rather than floating on top.

Works like a charm!

[RedCloud]

16. But I thought, "Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana!"?

Pesky time flies are bothering my clock again.

[Goalie49009]

17. OMG when I first read this I thought it said

God damn fruit flies in my crotch I see I wasn't the only one

[Aristus]

18. "Spit it oot, ye wee bastards! Spit it oot!"

[opiate69]

19. !!

[pinboy3niner]

20. *SNORT*